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The worst shipping ever. Hagrid and Dobby getting all lovey-dovey in a fanfic that makes your eyes bleed.
'Dobby cried when Hagrid gave him a giant sock. It was a tragedy.'
Hagrid tried to hug Dobby and knocked him into the lake. It was glorious.
Dobby tried to apparate Hagrid and got stuck in the ceiling. No one wins.