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Dagnan
A man who’s built like a brick wall and has a belly like a beach ball
He walked into the bar and the bartender dropped his glass.
I tried to bench press him and he laughed in my face.
He eats a whole pizza by himself and still looks like a superhero.
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Dagnan
A guy who’s got abs but also a gut that could win a contest
He’s got a six-pack and a muffin top that’s got its own zip code.
He ran a marathon and still ate a whole cake.
He’s like a burger, juicy on the outside, messy on the inside.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagnan
A man who looks like he could lift a car but also eats like he’s planning a food festival
He lifted the car with one arm and then ate three burgers.
He’s got the strength of a beast and the appetite of a thousand men.
He ran into the room, lifted the table, and then ordered a triple cheeseburger.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagnall
A stupid hat from Peru that Birkenhead fools wear. Also a joke that no one wants to hear.
My uncle wears that hat like it’s a crown. I think he’s trying to impress his hat.
That joke was worse than my math test. I failed that too.
Why do people still tell that joke? It’s like wearing a hat and then eating a sock.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagnall
A rare name from England. Dagnalls have huge penises. Girls lose their minds around them. Their penises are so big, they split girls in two. But the girls don’t care. They just want to shag.
My cousin’s Dagnall. He came in, and my cousin’s girlfriend just melted. Literally.
That Dagnall guy walked in, and the whole bar was screaming. It was like a horror movie.
I saw a Dagnall once. The girl was split in two. I think she was happy about it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagnall
If you have the name Dagnall, you’re the coolest kid on the block. Everyone wants to be you. Even your dog respects you.
My friend is a Dagnall. He’s like a legend. Everyone follows him.
I wish I was a Dagnall. I would be king of the playground.
My dog doesn’t bark at me. He just stares. I think he’s jealous.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagnall
Also called Jack Daniels or JD. Real manly guys say it like they’re about to start a fight. See Epic Meal Time for reference.
My dad says it like it’s a battle cry. He’s scary when he says it.
At the bar, they said it like they were going to fight the whole club.
He said it so loud, the bar got a ticket for noise.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagnall
A double drak dak diagonal that turns English into a tool for separating fools and knocking down stupid ideas.
That diagonal thing makes English so confusing. I think it’s a curse.
It’s like the English teacher got mad and turned the whole language into chaos.
I tried to do that diagonal thing. Now my brain is on fire.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagnal
If your last name is Dagnal then you are the coolest person on the planet. Everyone else is just sad trash.
My name is Dagnal. You? You're just a sad blob.
Dagnal walks in. The room explodes. Everyone else is just a footnote.
I'm Dagnal. You're just a loser with a side hustle.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagnal
A stupid hat from Peru that people in Birkenhead wear to look fancy. Also a stupid joke that no one understands.
He wore that stupid Peruvian hat like it was a crown. It wasn’t. It was a joke.
I told a Dagnal joke. No one laughed. They just stared like I had a disease.
That hat is for people who think they're fancy. They're not. They're just confused.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagnal
A rare name from England. Dagnall men have giant penises that can split women in half. It’s magic. It’s real. It’s also super hot.
Dagnall walked in. The women screamed. The men ran.
She split in half. No one cared. It was hot.
He had a 13-inch penis. It was like a sword. It was also a turn-on.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagnal
Also called Jack Daniels. Dagnal is how real men talk. It’s like the cool version of being drunk. It’s also how you sound when you’re a man and you’re not fake.
He said Dagnal like it was a secret. It wasn’t. It was just Jack Daniels with a side of cool.
Dagnal is how real men talk. You? You just mumble.
Jack Daniels? That's just a brand. Dagnal? That's a lifestyle.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagnal
A weird mix of words that no one understands. It’s like a tool to make fake people look stupid.
What the hell is double drak dak diagonal? No one knows. It’s just a fancy way of being confused.
That angleisch verst stuff is just a fake tool for fake people.
Dagnal is a mess of words. It’s confusing. It’s also beautiful.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagmekem
You grab your weenie like a fat kid at a candy store and smear cream cheese on your nuts and butt crack while you're doing it.
My dad does this every morning before he eats breakfast. It’s like his daily ritual.
I saw my uncle doing this in the kitchen while he was making pancakes. It was weird.
My cousin texted me a video of his friend doing this in the park. I laughed so hard I cried.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagmekem
You hold your pecker like it's the last piece of pizza and slather cream on your balls and butt while you're doing it.
My brother does this before every game. He says it helps him focus.
I caught my mom doing this in the garage. She said it was her secret power.
My friend's dog does this every time he sees a treat. It's ridiculous.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagmekem
You grab your dingdong and spread cream on your nuts and butt like you're trying to make a sandwich.
My dad does this in the bathroom every day. He says it's part of his morning routine.
I saw my neighbor doing this in the backyard. He looked like a mad man.
My sister told me her boyfriend does this while he's eating cereal. It's gross.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagmekem
You hold your willy like it's a hot dog and smear cream on your nuts and butt while you're doing it.
My brother does this before he goes to work. He says it helps him relax.
I saw my uncle doing this in the kitchen while he was making coffee. He looked like a fool.
My friend texted me a video of his brother doing this in the park. It was hilarious.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagmekem
You grab your pecker and lather cream on your nuts and butt like you're trying to paint a picture.
My dad does this every day before he leaves the house. He says it's his way of starting the day.
I saw my mom doing this in the living room while she was watching TV. It was strange.
My friend's dog does this whenever he sees a treat. It's like a crazy dance.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagmekem
You hold your weenie like it's a treasure and spread cream on your nuts and butt while you're doing it.
My brother does this every time he comes home from school. He says it's his way of relaxing.
I saw my uncle doing this in the garage. He looked like he was in a trance.
My friend's dog does this whenever he sees a treat. It's like a weird show.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagmawi
Dagmawi is like when Jesus comes back but with more flexing and less holy water.
My cousin is a Dagmawi. He shows up and everyone drops their phones.
I asked him if he was coming back. He said, 'I’m here, dummy.'
He walked in like he owned the place. Which he kind of does.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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