Discover Slang

Dahai
He’s a walking glitter bomb, always smiling like he just won the lottery and got a free pizza. He’s probably Eritrean, and every girl in the universe is trying to steal him.
Just walked into the room and my heart exploded. #DahaiVibes
He’s like a candy bar with extra sprinkles. #DahaiIsTheBest
Why is he so good at everything? #DahaiIsMySpiritAnimal
Dahai
He’s so handsome he makes your face feel sore. He’s probably Eritrean, and he’s got the whole school drooling over him like he’s the last slice of pizza.
He walked past me and I immediately forgot my name. #DahaiIsAMagicMan
He’s like a superhero with better hair. #DahaiIsMyHero
He’s so hot I might need a fan. #DahaiIsTheWind
Dahai
He’s the kind of person who makes your day feel like a holiday. He’s probably Eritrean, and he’s the reason everyone’s trying to be his friend.
He said hi and I felt like I’d won the lottery. #DahaiIsMyLuckyCharms
He’s the best friend I never had. #DahaiIsMyEverything
He’s like a rainbow in a suit. #DahaiIsTheColorOfMyLife
Dahagonous
Gross like a old sock that lived in a trash can and cried in public.
Your lunch was dahagonous. I saw it. I ran.
That outfit? Dahagonous. You look like you were born in a sewer.
Your mom's dating a dahagonous man. He smells like a dead raccoon.
Dahagonous
So bad it makes your brain want to quit.
That song? Dahagonous. It's like a broken blender screaming in a trash can.
Your hair is dahagonous. It looks like a monster took a bite out of it.
Your speech was dahagonous. I felt my ears die.
Dahagonous
So ugly it makes your eyes cry for mercy.
That pizza was dahagonous. I think it was thrown at a dog.
Your lie was dahagonous. I believe the dog.
That haircut? Dahagonous. It looks like a war happened in your head.
Dahagonous
So bad it should be in jail with a traffic ticket.
That dance move was dahagonous. I think it got banned from the moon.
Your joke was dahagonous. It's like a broken clock telling lies.
That smell? Dahagonous. I think it's trying to take over the world.
Dahagonous
So gross it could make a vampire vomit.
Your face is dahagonous. It looks like it was beaten by a banana.
That breakfast was dahagonous. I think it was made by a ghost.
Your laugh is dahagonous. It sounds like a dying chicken.
Dahabinah
A crazy high that makes you think you can fly. People shout it when they're about to do something stupid.
'Dahabinah!' he yelled, then jumped off the roof.
'Dahabinah!' she screamed before eating a whole pizza in one bite.
'Dahabinah!' he said, then ran into traffic.
Dahabinah
A feeling so good it makes you forget your own name. People use it to get others to do dumb stuff.
'Dahabinah!' he said, then challenged the whole class to a dance-off.
'Dahabinah!' she whispered, then stole the teacher's coffee.
'Dahabinah!' he shouted, then ate a whole cake in one go.
Dahabinah
A magical word that makes everything else seem like nothing. People say it when they're about to cause chaos.
'Dahabinah!' he yelled, then set the classroom on fire.
'Dahabinah!' she said, then ran away with the principal's keys.
'Dahabinah!' he screamed, then threw a chair through the window.
Dahabinah
A wild feeling that makes you think you're invincible. People say it before they do something reckless.
'Dahabinah!' he said, then jumped into the pool with a flaming backpack.
'Dahabinah!' she yelled, then ran out of the school in her pajamas.
'Dahabinah!' he shouted, then ate a whole bag of chips in one go.
Dahabinah
A crazy high that makes you think you can beat up a dragon. People use it when they're about to do something stupid and awesome.
'Dahabinah!' he said, then tried to fight the school janitor.
'Dahabinah!' she yelled, then ran into the hallway wearing a chicken costume.
'Dahabinah!' he shouted, then ate a whole pie in one bite.
Dah_Thug
The king of Instagram who posts so fire it makes your eyes burn and your brain melt.
Dah_Thug posted a pic of his breakfast and it got 10,000 likes. I just ate cereal and I feel ashamed.
His story is so good it made my ex come back to me.
He posted a selfie and I cried because my face is not that good.
Dah_Thug
The only person who can make a sandwich look like a masterpiece and still get more likes than your mom.
He took a photo of his lunch and it went viral. My sandwich is now just a sad pile of bread.
He posted a photo of his dog and it had more likes than my birthday party.
He took a photo of his pizza and now I can't eat pizza without feeling inferior.
Dah_Thug
A human who posts so much fire it’s like he’s got a fire hose in his hand and he’s spraying it everywhere.
He posted a photo of his hair and now I question my life choices.
He posted a photo of his shoes and now I’m getting a new pair just to feel normal.
He posted a photo of his morning routine and now I can’t wake up without feeling like I failed.
Dah_Thug
The only person who can make a simple post look like it was shot in a movie studio with a full crew and a director who’s paid in gold.
He posted a photo of his coffee and now I feel like I’m drinking mud.
His story has more drama than my ex’s love life.
He posted a photo of his phone and now I feel like mine is broken.
Dah_Thug
A man who posts so much fire it's like he's trying to light up the entire world and he doesn’t care if it burns down your house.
He posted a photo of his hair and now I’m getting a new haircut just to feel normal.
He posted a photo of his dog and now my dog feels left out.
He posted a photo of his breakfast and now I question my life choices again.
Dah_Thug
The only person who can make a simple post look like it's been edited by a pro, a director, and a team of monkeys who all got paid in pizza.
He posted a photo of his lunch and I now feel like my sandwich is a crime.
His story is so good it made my ex come back just to see it.
He posted a photo of his morning and now I can’t wake up without feeling like I failed.
DahCode
A person who drinks like a fish and chases tail like it's the last piece of pizza. They fight like they’re in a rap battle and don’t know the rules of the game.
I saw him punch a mailbox because he thought it was a beatboxer.
He tried to seduce a chicken at the grocery store.
He passed out on a subway and thought he was in a music video.
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