Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Gross like a old sock that lived in a trash can and cried in public.

Your lunch was dahagonous. I saw it. I ran.

That outfit? Dahagonous. You look like you were born in a sewer.

Your mom's dating a dahagonous man. He smells like a dead raccoon.

2

So bad it makes your brain want to quit.

That song? Dahagonous. It's like a broken blender screaming in a trash can.

Your hair is dahagonous. It looks like a monster took a bite out of it.

Your speech was dahagonous. I felt my ears die.

3

So ugly it makes your eyes cry for mercy.

That pizza was dahagonous. I think it was thrown at a dog.

Your lie was dahagonous. I believe the dog.

That haircut? Dahagonous. It looks like a war happened in your head.

4

So bad it should be in jail with a traffic ticket.

That dance move was dahagonous. I think it got banned from the moon.

Your joke was dahagonous. It's like a broken clock telling lies.

That smell? Dahagonous. I think it's trying to take over the world.

5

So gross it could make a vampire vomit.

Your face is dahagonous. It looks like it was beaten by a banana.

That breakfast was dahagonous. I think it was made by a ghost.

Your laugh is dahagonous. It sounds like a dying chicken.