Dagnall
A rare name from England. Dagnalls have huge penises. Girls lose their minds around them. Their penises are so big, they split girls in two. But the girls don’t care. They just want to shag.
My cousin’s Dagnall. He came in, and my cousin’s girlfriend just melted. Literally.
That Dagnall guy walked in, and the whole bar was screaming. It was like a horror movie.
I saw a Dagnall once. The girl was split in two. I think she was happy about it.