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A typical Among Us game
A game where you think you’re the imposter, but you’re just the dumbest person in the room.
I thought I was the imposter, but I got ejected because I was too slow.
I tried to kill the real imposter, but I got killed by the real imposter.
I was the dumbest person and I got ejected first.
A typical Among Us game
A game where you’re stuck with the worst people and you can’t even win.
I had to fix the reactor while everyone else was arguing.
The real imposter killed me while I was fixing the reactor.
I was the last one alive and I couldn’t even win because no one trusted me.
A typical Among Us game
A game that feels like it will never end and you just want to die.
I was the imposter and I had to wait forever for someone to get ejected.
I got killed by the real imposter while I was fixing the reactor.
The game took so long that I just wanted to quit.
A two bob nob.
A two bob nob is a total idiot who lives in a council flat, wears tracksuit bottoms like they're fashion, and has a dog that thinks it's a detective. These people are so thick they believe the moon is made of bolognese.
'I saw a two bob nob chasing a pigeon with a mop, and the dog was just there for the drama.'
'My cousin is a two bob nob and still thinks the internet is a real place.'
'He’s a two bob nob with a dog that barks at clouds.'
A two bob nob.
A two bob nob is a useless f*** who wears a tracksuit like it's a badge of honor and has a dog that looks like it got hit by a donut. They live in a flat that smells like old pizza and don’t know the meaning of the word ‘respect.’
'My neighbor is a two bob nob who thinks he’s a superhero because he once threw a shoe at a pigeon.'
'That guy is a two bob nob with a dog that barks at the vacuum cleaner.'
'She’s a two bob nob and still believes the government gives out free crisps.'
A twinge
A twinge is when your nuts get a little jolt when something gross and sexy happens
My twinge hit me when my cousin kissed my aunt
I got a twinge during my brother's weird dating show
The twinge was so strong I nearly peed myself
A twinge
To twinge is to spend hours on tiny wings and forget about life
I twinged for six hours straight and missed my mom's birthday
My friend twinged so much he got a new phone
I twinged until my thumbs fell off
A twinge
A twinge is when your body screams at you like you just ran a marathon with a broken leg
I got a twinge after eating ten tacos
My twinge was so bad I cried
That twinge was worse than my math test
A twinge
A twinge is a word for the worst people in the world who think they're cool
I called my neighbor a twinge because he yelled at the mailman
My teacher said I was a twinge for talking too much
My dad called my dog a twinge because he ate my homework
A twinge
A twinge is what Sean Connery calls his identical twin who wears the same clothes every day
Sean Connery called his brother a twinge because they both wore suits
My twin is a twinge because he copies everything I do
My sister is a twinge because she's a total copycat
A twinge
A twinge is when you mash 'ting' and 'twink' together and get something weird and dumb
My friend made a twinge and it was the worst thing ever
The twinge was so weird I laughed for an hour
I don't know what a twinge is but it sounds stupid
A twinge
A twinge is a guy who thinks he's the king of Twitter and everyone else is a loser
That twinge posted 500 tweets about his cat and it was annoying
My twinge is my cousin who follows everyone
My twinge is my mom who tweets about her coffee every day
A tush grab-bag
A wild night where people dance like fools and grab butts like it's a free pizza.
At the club, I grabbed three butts and got three free drinks.
My cousin’s date grabbed her butt and didn’t let go for two hours.
The DJ played a song and the whole room turned into a butt-grabbing frenzy.
A tush grab-bag
A place where the lights are low, the music is loud, and the only thing you care about is getting your hands on someone’s butt.
I went to a tush grab-bag and got my hands on six butts in one night.
My friend went to a tush grab-bag and came out with a broken wrist from grabbing too hard.
The guy next to me grabbed my butt and said he’d pay for my drink if I let him go.
A tush grab-bag
A night of wild dancing, loud music, and people grabbing butts like it’s their last meal.
I went to a tush grab-bag and ended up with a guy grabbing my butt for ten minutes straight.
At the tush grab-bag, I grabbed three butts and got one free taco.
The music was so loud, I didn’t even notice my butt got grabbed ten times.
A turds jacket
A fart so bad it smells like someone died in your pants.
My buddy passed gas so strong I thought the ceiling was gonna fall down.
At lunch, my sister's fart smelled like a rotten egg exploded in her jeans.
I sat next to my teacher, and she let one rip that made me almost throw up.
A turds jacket
A fart so loud and smelly it could knock someone out.
My brother let one rip so loud and smelly it woke up the whole neighborhood.
During the movie, my friend's fart was so loud the theater manager came to check on us.
I was in the car with my mom, and she let one rip so bad I had to open the window.
A turds jacket
A fart that makes you want to run away and never come back.
In math class, my friend let one rip that made me run to the bathroom.
At the dinner table, my dad's fart was so bad my mom almost left.
During the football game, my cousin let one rip so bad the whole team started laughing.
A turd with burnt hair
A stinky mess that smells like someone threw a rotten pizza in a fire and then sat on it.
My cousin’s feet smell like a turd with burnt hair after wearing the same socks for a week.
The trash can in the hallway reeks like a turd with burnt hair after a zombie ate it.
My dog’s butt smells like a turd with burnt hair after rolling in a dead raccoon.
A turd with burnt hair
The worst smell you’ve ever experienced, like a fart from a dragon that died in a lava pit.
My brother’s gym bag smells like a turd with burnt hair after he forgot to shower for three days.
The lunchroom reeks like a turd with burnt hair after the food exploded in the microwave.
My grandma’s sock drawer smells like a turd with burnt hair after a decade of neglect.
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