A twinge

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A twinge is when your nuts get a little jolt when something gross and sexy happens
My twinge hit me when my cousin kissed my aunt
I got a twinge during my brother's weird dating show
The twinge was so strong I nearly peed myself
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To twinge is to spend hours on tiny wings and forget about life
I twinged for six hours straight and missed my mom's birthday
My friend twinged so much he got a new phone
I twinged until my thumbs fell off
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A twinge is when your body screams at you like you just ran a marathon with a broken leg
I got a twinge after eating ten tacos
My twinge was so bad I cried
That twinge was worse than my math test
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A twinge is a word for the worst people in the world who think they're cool
I called my neighbor a twinge because he yelled at the mailman
My teacher said I was a twinge for talking too much
My dad called my dog a twinge because he ate my homework
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A twinge is what Sean Connery calls his identical twin who wears the same clothes every day
Sean Connery called his brother a twinge because they both wore suits
My twin is a twinge because he copies everything I do
My sister is a twinge because she's a total copycat
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A twinge is when you mash 'ting' and 'twink' together and get something weird and dumb
My friend made a twinge and it was the worst thing ever
The twinge was so weird I laughed for an hour
I don't know what a twinge is but it sounds stupid
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A twinge is a guy who thinks he's the king of Twitter and everyone else is a loser
That twinge posted 500 tweets about his cat and it was annoying
My twinge is my cousin who follows everyone
My twinge is my mom who tweets about her coffee every day
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