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A kick in the nuts

A girl being mad and kicking you in the nuts so hard it feels like a truck hit your balls and your brain short circuits. You might cry, puke, and wish you were dead.

My ex kicked me in the nuts because I forgot her birthday. I cried like a baby and threw up in her driveway.

My brother got kicked in the nuts by his girlfriend. He screamed like a girl and cried for 10 minutes.

My friend got kicked in the nuts by his mom. He ran out of the house and didn't come back for a week.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A kick in the nuts

So bad it might make you call 911. It’s not a joke. It’s a life-or-death situation.

I got kicked in the nuts and called 911. I said I was dying and I wasn’t lying.

My cousin got kicked in the nuts and called his mom. She said she was coming over to help.

My neighbor got kicked in the nuts and called the police. He said he was being tortured.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A kick in the nuts

A girl’s way to get revenge or get what she wants. She’ll use her foot, knee, or even her thigh to make sure you’re in pain.

My girlfriend kicked me in the nuts because I didn’t clean my room. I stayed on the floor for an hour.

My friend’s girlfriend kicked him in the nuts because he cheated on her. He was too sore to walk for a day.

My brother got kicked in the nuts by his girlfriend because he didn’t bring her coffee. He cried like a baby.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A kick in the nuts

The best show ever. A man with a fake orange afro kicks people in the nuts for fun. It’s pure chaos.

That show is the best. I watch it every day. It’s like a party in my head.

My brother watches that show and laughs like a maniac. He says it’s the best thing ever.

I got kicked in the nuts by a man with a fake orange afro. It was the most embarrassing thing ever.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A kick in the nuts

It hurts so much you fall down and can’t move. You’re stuck there like a baby.

I got kicked in the nuts and fell down like a sack of potatoes. I couldn’t move for 10 minutes.

My friend got kicked in the nuts and just lay there like a dead man. He didn’t move for an hour.

My brother got kicked in the nuts and couldn’t get up. He was on the floor like a dog.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A kick in the nuts

When someone kicks your nuts so hard it feels like your balls are on fire. You’re stuck and can’t even think straight.

My girlfriend kicked me in the nuts so hard I felt like my balls were on fire. I couldn’t think straight for an hour.

My friend got kicked in the nuts by his brother. He was screaming and crying like a baby.

I got kicked in the nuts by my dad. I couldn’t move for the rest of the day.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A kind of normal day

The worst game ever made. It’s like playing with a broken toy and crying.

I played this game for 10 minutes and threw my controller at the wall.

This game is so bad my dog walked away from me.

I tried to beat this game and my brain died.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A kind of normal day

A game so bad it makes your eyes bleed and your soul scream.

I played this game and my mom asked if I was okay.

This game is like being tortured by video games.

I gave this game a 0/10 and my dog gave it a -10/10.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A kind of normal day

A game so lame it makes your brain go to sleep and never wake up.

I played this game and my brain fell asleep.

This game is like watching paint dry but worse.

I tried to beat it and my brain just left me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A kincaid thing

acting like your brain got stuck in the 70s and forgot how to work

Why did you eat three pizzas and still try to do math homework? It's a kincaid thing.

He said he was going to the store. He came back with six different kinds of candy. It's a kincaid thing.

She texted me a full paragraph about her cat's feelings. It's a kincaid thing.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A kincaid thing

making life choices that only a fool would understand

He wore socks with sandals to a birthday party. It's a kincaid thing.

She bought a pet llama just because it was on TikTok. It's a kincaid thing.

He tried to start a band with his plants. It's a kincaid thing.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A kick in the Kellogg's

When someone says something so rude or brutal about something that really bugs you and it feels like your insides just got kicked by a donkey wearing a cereal box.

My crush said I looked like a raccoon who lost a bet. I cried for three hours.

My mom called my hair a tangled mess of regret. I threw a pillow at her.

My teacher said my essay was worse than a toddler’s scribble. I almost failed math.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A kick in the Kellogg's

Getting a kick in the Kellogg's is like being hit by a truck made of insults and your feelings are just toast.

My friend told me my laugh sounds like a goat with a sore throat. I walked out of the room.

My brother said my math test looked like a chicken exploded. I threw my pencil at him.

My crush said I smelled like old pizza. I cried in the bathroom.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A kick in the Kellogg's

A kick in the Kellogg's is when someone says something so embarrassing and cruel that you feel like your face is on fire and your soul is in a dumpster.

My teacher called my science project a disaster that should be banned. I hid under my desk.

My crush said my voice sounds like a duck with a sore throat. I ran out of the room.

My mom said my room looked like a tornado had a party. I screamed into my pillow.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A kick in the Kellogg's

When someone says something so mean and brutal that it feels like your feelings were just slammed into the wall by a madman wearing a cereal box.

My brother said my drawing looked like a sad elephant. I cried in my cereal.

My crush said my hair looked like a spider’s nest. I ran out of the room.

My mom said my room was so messy it looked like a war zone. I screamed into my phone.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A kick in the Kellogg's

Getting a kick in the Kellogg's is like getting hit with a giant insult that makes your face turn red and your brain scream.

My teacher said my essay looked like a toddler’s scribble. I cried in my desk.

My crush said my laugh sounded like a goat with a sore throat. I ran out of the room.

My mom said my room looked like a tornado had a party. I screamed into my pillow.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A kick in the Kellogg's

A kick in the Kellogg's is when someone says something so brutal that your brain short-circuits and your feelings just exploded.

My friend said my drawing looked like a sad turtle. I cried in my cereal.

My brother said my voice sounded like a duck with a sore throat. I ran out of the room.

My crush said my hair looked like a spider’s nest. I screamed into my phone.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A kick doe

When you storm into someone's house like a madman because they did something to you, and you don't care if you break the door down or wake up their whole family.

I kicked down his door at 2 a. m. because he posted my dumb photo on Instagram.

She came to my house with her whole crew and screamed my name like I owed her money.

He broke the door off its hinges just because I called his mom fat on TikTok.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A kick doe

A total meltdown at someone's house where you don't care about the mess you make or if you wake their dog up.

I showed up at her house with a pizza and a death threat because she made fun of my hair.

He ran through her house like a wild animal because he was mad about the text he got.

She came to my house with a sword and yelled, 'I'm not leaving until you apologize!'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A kick doe

When you go to someone's house just to yell at them and maybe throw something, even if you’re not sure what you’re mad about anymore.

I showed up at his house in pajamas and yelled, 'You owe me a sandwich!'

She came to my house with a cup of coffee and a death wish.

He kicked down the door and said, 'I don’t even know why I’m here, but I’m here!'

by Slangipedia 16d ago