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A Cuban
A Cuban is someone from Cuba or someone who looks like they just escaped from a prison in the Caribbean.
My cousin is a Cuban. He talks like he just ran a marathon and got in a fight with a goat.
She moved to Miami and started talking like she was born in a taco.
My neighbor claims to be Cuban, but he can’t even spell ‘Cuba’.
A Cuban
Cubans are loud, messy, and obsessed with food. They eat so much, their abuelitas might as well be a food truck.
My tía brought 10 plates of food to my house. I ate so much I got a stomach ache and a new nickname: ‘El Borracho’.
My cousin’s abuela feeds him like he’s a horse. He’s 20 and still eats like it’s 1995.
My uncle ate so much picadillo, he turned into a croquettas monster.
A Cuban
Cubans make the best love, cigars, clothes, music, and food, but they also make the worst decisions.
My cousin married a Cuban. Now he’s got a cigar in one hand and a plate of croquettas in the other.
My tío started a band and now he’s famous, and also a little weird.
My abuela cooks so much, she turned our kitchen into a food factory.
A Cuban
If something is Cuban, it’s the best. Even Australians think it’s cool, they’re just confused about why.
My cousin moved to Australia and said everything there is Cuban. The locals were confused and also mad.
I told my Australian friend Cuba is cool. He said, ‘You’re telling me my country is Cuban?’
My tío went to Australia and now they think he’s a Cuban ambassador. He’s not.
A Cuban
A Cuban in a cube is like a prisoner who thinks they’re king. They eat candy, talk to other prisoners, and take forever to do anything.
My coworker is a Cuban in a cube. He sends 10 emails just to say ‘hi’.
I asked my tío to do a task, and he sent me an email, a text, and then called me.
My neighbor is a Cuban in a cube. He eats candy and still takes 3 hours to eat lunch.
A Cuban
‘Fucking Cuban’ is a loud, excited shout, like when your uncle just won the lottery and also got a free taco.
My tío screamed, ‘Fucking Cuban!’ when he won the lottery. The whole block heard him.
I dropped my phone in the toilet and yelled, ‘Fucking Cuban!’
My cousin ate too much and said, ‘Fucking Cuban!’ like it was a curse.
A Cruz
When everything is completely messed up and you just leave like a boss without even looking back.
I walked out of that meeting like I owned the place.
He left the party without saying goodbye.
I just left the restaurant because my food was crap.
A Cruz
A funny guy who cares a lot but doesn’t act like a brainiac. He’s chill most of the time and doesn’t do stuff unless he has to.
He laughed at my joke but didn’t help me with my homework.
He didn’t come to the party because he didn’t feel like it.
He said he’d help me but then just watched TV.
A Cruz
A Mexican guy with a mom who looks like a hot MILF and makes your heart skip a beat.
His mom looked like a goddess at the party.
He brought his mom and she was amazing.
His mom is the reason he’s so cool.
A Cruz
The ultimate gamer with the biggest tool in the game and deserves all your money and respect.
He beat me in the game and has the biggest cock.
He should get a raise because he’s that good.
He’s the best gamer and has the biggest tool.
A Cruz
The best person ever who makes your life better and should be your best friend forever.
He’s the best friend I ever had.
He’s the kind of person who makes your day better.
He’s the reason I’m happy.
A Cruz
The hottest Mexican guy who makes everyone jealous and looks like a god.
He walked in and everyone was like ‘who is that?’
He’s the sexiest guy in the class.
He looked like a god at the party.
A Cruz
A real legend who has all the girls and is the king of the club. He also has a big tool.
He’s got all the girls and the biggest cock in the school.
He’s the king of the club and has the best tool.
He’s a player and looks like a god.
A Crusty Oliver
A guy who pees on a girl then reads the bible and uses the scroll to f*** her until she goes to heaven
He peed on me during lunch then read the bible and used the scroll to f*** me in the cafeteria.
She got peed on at church then got f***ed with the scroll during Sunday school.
He peed on my sister then read the bible and used the scroll to f*** her in the park.
A Crusty Oliver
When a man spunks on a girl then reads the holy book and uses it to f*** her into the sky
He spunked on me then read the holy book and used it to f*** me in the hallway.
She got spunked on then read the holy book and got f***ed in the library.
He spunked on my mom then read the holy book and f***ed her in the kitchen.
A Crusty Oliver
A guy who pees on a girl then reads the sacred text and f***s her with it until she flies away
He peed on me then read the sacred text and f***ed me in the gym.
She got peed on then read the sacred text and got f***ed in the school.
He peed on my friend then read the sacred text and f***ed her in the park.
A Crunch
A Crunch is when your guts go full war zone. It’s a poop so intense it feels like your body is trying to rip itself in half. People will literally forget their own names during a Crunch.
"I woke up at 3 AM because of a Crunch. I don’t even remember my own name right now."
My dog ran away because of my Crunch. That’s how loud it was.
I had a Crunch so strong, my neighbor asked if I was having a heart attack.
A Crunch
A Crunch is when you’re in the middle of a life-or-death situation and you’re the only one who can save the day, but you’re also the only one who’s still wearing pants.
"I had to Crunch through a wall to save my sister. I’m still wearing the same pants from 2012."
He Crunch-ed through the fire and saved the whole team. He didn’t even burn his eyebrows.
She Crunch-ed through the lava to save the kingdom. Her feet are still smoking.
A Crunch
A Crunch is when you do sit-ups, but you’re too lazy to actually do them right. You just bounce up and down like a sad, tired potato.
"I did a Crunch today. It took me 20 minutes to do 3 sit-ups."
My Crunch was so bad, my mom asked if I was in a trance.
I did a Crunch for 3 hours and still didn’t feel it.
A Crunch
A Crunch is when someone’s personality is so loud and obnoxious, it turns your whole group into a bunch of tired, confused zombies.
"My friend is a Crunch. Every time she speaks, I feel my brain shrinking."
He’s such a Crunch, I had to take a nap after talking to him.
That girl is a total Crunch. She’s like a scream in a classroom.
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