A kick in the Kellogg's

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When someone says something so rude or brutal about something that really bugs you and it feels like your insides just got kicked by a donkey wearing a cereal box.
My crush said I looked like a raccoon who lost a bet. I cried for three hours.
My mom called my hair a tangled mess of regret. I threw a pillow at her.
My teacher said my essay was worse than a toddler’s scribble. I almost failed math.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Getting a kick in the Kellogg's is like being hit by a truck made of insults and your feelings are just toast.
My friend told me my laugh sounds like a goat with a sore throat. I walked out of the room.
My brother said my math test looked like a chicken exploded. I threw my pencil at him.
My crush said I smelled like old pizza. I cried in the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A kick in the Kellogg's is when someone says something so embarrassing and cruel that you feel like your face is on fire and your soul is in a dumpster.
My teacher called my science project a disaster that should be banned. I hid under my desk.
My crush said my voice sounds like a duck with a sore throat. I ran out of the room.
My mom said my room looked like a tornado had a party. I screamed into my pillow.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When someone says something so mean and brutal that it feels like your feelings were just slammed into the wall by a madman wearing a cereal box.
My brother said my drawing looked like a sad elephant. I cried in my cereal.
My crush said my hair looked like a spider’s nest. I ran out of the room.
My mom said my room was so messy it looked like a war zone. I screamed into my phone.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Getting a kick in the Kellogg's is like getting hit with a giant insult that makes your face turn red and your brain scream.
My teacher said my essay looked like a toddler’s scribble. I cried in my desk.
My crush said my laugh sounded like a goat with a sore throat. I ran out of the room.
My mom said my room looked like a tornado had a party. I screamed into my pillow.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A kick in the Kellogg's is when someone says something so brutal that your brain short-circuits and your feelings just exploded.
My friend said my drawing looked like a sad turtle. I cried in my cereal.
My brother said my voice sounded like a duck with a sore throat. I ran out of the room.
My crush said my hair looked like a spider’s nest. I screamed into my phone.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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