A kick in the Kellogg's - Getting a kick in the Kellogg's is like getting hit with a g

Getting a kick in the Kellogg's is like getting hit with a giant insult that makes your face turn red and your brain scream.

My teacher said my essay looked like a toddler’s scribble. I cried in my desk.

My crush said my laugh sounded like a goat with a sore throat. I ran out of the room.

My mom said my room looked like a tornado had a party. I screamed into my pillow.