A kick in the Kellogg's
A kick in the Kellogg's is when someone says something so embarrassing and cruel that you feel like your face is on fire and your soul is in a dumpster.
My teacher called my science project a disaster that should be banned. I hid under my desk.
My crush said my voice sounds like a duck with a sore throat. I ran out of the room.
My mom said my room looked like a tornado had a party. I screamed into my pillow.