B.B.A.B.
A girl who is so tough she could beat up a dragon with her bare hands
She challenged the principal to a dance-off and won.
She stood up to the school bully and got him suspended.
She ate three whole pizzas and didn’t even blink.
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B.B.A.B.
The kind of woman who gives you a headache and a smile all at once
She started a rumor that I had a pet rat in my desk.
She gave me a pop quiz during recess and failed me on purpose.
She drew a mustache on my face in front of the whole class.
B.B.A.B.
A total nightmare wrapped in a pretty package
She made me do 100 push-ups for saying her name wrong.
She turned my math test into a poem and made me read it aloud.
She put glitter in my coffee and called it a gift.
B.B.A.B.
A girl who will go to the ends of the earth to make you suffer
She sent my dog to the principal’s office for chewing her shoes.
She made me wear a silly hat in front of everyone.
She drew a giant spider on my desk and called it a masterpiece.
B.B. balls
Tiny balls that look like they were dropped from a high floor; the kind that make you feel like a joke.
My cousin's B. B. balls are so small, they look like they belong in a science experiment.
I told my brother his B. B. balls were so tiny, they could fit in a matchbox.
My gym teacher said my B. B. balls looked like they were lost in a sock drawer.
B.B. balls
Balls so small, they could be mistaken for peas; the kind that make you question your manhood.
My B. B. balls are so small, I think they’re hiding from the world.
My friend’s B. B. balls are so tiny, I bet they’re scared of the vacuum cleaner.
My B. B. balls are so small, my dog thinks they’re snacks.
B.B. balls
Balls so puny, they could be used as a snack; the kind that make you feel like a weakling.
My B. B. balls are so tiny, I think they’re planning an escape.
My B. B. balls are so small, they could fit in a thimble.
I told my mom my B. B. balls were so small, they look like they were shrunk in a microwave.
B.B. Shakedown
The B. B. Shakedown is like doing push-ups while a woman is riding your back like a horse. You’re holding up both your weight and hers while she’s bucking like a rodeo rider. Only a total legend and his lady can pull this off.
My guy did the B. B. Shakedown and I felt like I was on a rollercoaster.
He did the B. B. Shakedown and I swear I saw him sweat more than a fat kid on a treadmill.
He did the B. B. Shakedown and I was like, 'Are you trying to break your back or mine?'
B.B. Shakedown
The B. B. Shakedown is when a guy is doing push-ups and a girl is basically riding him like a bull. It’s brutal. You’re holding up her whole body while she’s humping you like a dog on a leash.
He did the B. B. Shakedown and I think I saw his face turn red.
He did the B. B. Shakedown and I was like, 'You’re gonna die up there.'
He did the B. B. Shakedown and I swear I heard him scream like a baby.
B.B. Shakedown
The B. B. Shakedown is when a guy is doing push-ups with a girl on top of him, and she’s not even touching the ground. It’s like doing push-ups while someone is riding your back like it’s a bike. Only the strongest and the craziest can handle it.
He did the B. B. Shakedown and I thought he was gonna collapse like a cake in the oven.
He did the B. B. Shakedown and I was like, 'You’re gonna break your arms.'
He did the B. B. Shakedown and I swear I felt the ground shake.
B.B. Lindt
A tiny, fuccing bug that thinks it's king of the sidewalk
You stepped on a B. B. Lindt and it screamed like it was in pain
That kid at school keeps calling me a B. B. Lindt and I'm gonna punch him
I saw a B. B. Lindt on my sandwich and I threw it out like it was a fuccing bomb
B.B. Lindt
A little fuccing ant that thinks it's a superhero
I tripped over a B. B. Lindt and it laughed at me
My mom called me a B. B. Lindt because I ate all the cookies
That B. B. Lindt kept crawling on my leg and I had to slap it
B.B. Lindt
A microscopic fuccing bug that has no idea how small it is
I was trying to sleep and a B. B. Lindt kept buzzing around my head
My brother called me a B. B. Lindt because I cried when I got a B
That B. B. Lindt was on my desk and I threw my pencil at it
B.B. King Stick
A bat that hits people so hard it makes them cry
My cousin used the B. B. King Stick on my brother and now he’s crying like a baby.
The teacher pulled out the B. B. King Stick and I ran out of the room screaming.
I saw my dad use the B. B. King Stick on the mailman and he fell over like a sack of potatoes.
B.B. King Stick
A stick that beats people until they’re sore and mad
The B. B. King Stick made my little brother sore for a whole week.
I got beaten with the B. B. King Stick and I still have a bruise on my leg.
My mom used the B. B. King Stick on me because I didn’t do my homework.
B.B. King Stick
A bat that hits people like they owe it money
The B. B. King Stick hit me like I didn’t pay my lunch money.
My sister used the B. B. King Stick on me for eating her snack.
The B. B. King Stick made me feel like I was in a fight with a robot.
B.B. King Stick
A stick that beats people until they’re too tired to talk
I got hit with the B. B. King Stick so hard I couldn’t talk for a day.
My brother got beaten with the B. B. King Stick and he just sat there like a zombie.
My dad used the B. B. King Stick on me and I couldn’t even finish my pizza.
B.B. King Stick
A bat that hits people like they're in a wrestling match
The B. B. King Stick hit me like I was in a wrestling match with a monster.
My mom used the B. B. King Stick on me like I was trying to fight her.
I got hit with the B. B. King Stick so hard it felt like I was fighting a bear.
B.B. King Stick
A stick that beats people until they’re ready to quit life
The B. B. King Stick hit me so hard I wanted to quit school.
My brother got beaten with the B. B. King Stick and he said he wants to move to another planet.
I got hit with the B. B. King Stick and I thought I was going to die.
B.B. Hood
B. B. Hood is a crazy kid who wears a red cloak and kills monsters for cash. She brings her dog and three bugs to help her blow stuff up.
I saw B. B. Hood drop a bomb in the middle of a math test. The teacher screamed and the ceiling fell down.
She texted me: 'Bring the uzis. I'm gonna blow up the cafeteria.'
Her dog, Harry, ate my homework and then bit the principal.