A turd with burnt hair - The worst smell you’ve ever experienced, like a fart from a

The worst smell you’ve ever experienced, like a fart from a dragon that died in a lava pit.

My brother’s gym bag smells like a turd with burnt hair after he forgot to shower for three days.

The lunchroom reeks like a turd with burnt hair after the food exploded in the microwave.

My grandma’s sock drawer smells like a turd with burnt hair after a decade of neglect.