A turds jacket

My buddy passed gas so strong I thought the ceiling was gonna fall down.

At lunch, my sister's fart smelled like a rotten egg exploded in her jeans.

I sat next to my teacher, and she let one rip that made me almost throw up.

My brother let one rip so loud and smelly it woke up the whole neighborhood.

During the movie, my friend's fart was so loud the theater manager came to check on us.

I was in the car with my mom, and she let one rip so bad I had to open the window.

In math class, my friend let one rip that made me run to the bathroom.

At the dinner table, my dad's fart was so bad my mom almost left.

During the football game, my cousin let one rip so bad the whole team started laughing.