A two bob nob.
A two bob nob is a useless f*** who wears a tracksuit like it's a badge of honor and has a dog that looks like it got hit by a donut. They live in a flat that smells like old pizza and don’t know the meaning of the word ‘respect.’
'My neighbor is a two bob nob who thinks he’s a superhero because he once threw a shoe at a pigeon.'
'That guy is a two bob nob with a dog that barks at the vacuum cleaner.'
'She’s a two bob nob and still believes the government gives out free crisps.'