Discover Slang

"You’re a Daily Mail reader!", said by someone who still uses a paper map. "I’m not a Daily Mail reader, I’m a real person!", said by someone who still uses the word 'twerp'. "You’re a Daily Mail reader and you’re a twerp!", said by someone who still thinks the moon is made of cheese.

"You’re a Daily Mail reader!", said by someone who still uses a walkie-talkie. "I’m not a Daily Mail reader, I’m a thinking person!", said by someone who still thinks the internet is fake. "You’re a Daily Mail reader and you’re a disgrace!", said by someone who still uses the word disgrace.

My cousin went offline for six months and came back saying he was 'in a spiritual journey.' He forgot to pay rent.

My mom’s friend Dacre stopped answering her phone and started talking to trees.

My uncle Dacre got a 'trans-enlightenment' and now lives in a dumpster.

Dacre’s podcast is like a warm hug from heaven.

He looks like a god and acts like a wizard.

I would marry him if he asked me, even if he was a witch.

He walks by and I get a hard-on.

He has an accent and a body to match.

He’s the reason I skipped class today.

He dumped me and then asked me out again. I said yes.

He gave me a sweater and a kiss and then broke my heart.

He’s taken, and I will never get him back.

My friend called me a Daily Mail reader because I said I didn’t like immigrants.

I got called a Daily Mail reader for saying transgender people should stay in their own world.

My mom said I was a Daily Mail reader because I didn’t like the news.

My cousin is dacray. She thinks she's a singer. She can't even sing the alphabet.

He said I was dacray. I told him to eat my crayons.

My mom calls my brother dacray every time he forgets to do his homework.

My teacher said I was dacray for drawing on the walls. I said it was art.

My friend said I was dacray for eating a whole pizza by myself. I said it was a lifestyle.

My brother called me dacray for falling off a chair. I told him I was doing a stunt.

My friend is dacray. She tried to tell me the moon is made of cheese. I told her it’s made of lies.

My mom called me dacray for wearing socks with sandals. I said it was a fashion statement.

My dad said I was dacray for getting a C on a test. I said I was in the middle of a revolution.

My neighbor is dacray. She thinks she can fly. She just jumps off her porch every day.

My friend called me dacray for eating ice cream for breakfast. I said it was a breakfast of champions.

My brother said I was dacray for talking to a dog. I said the dog was talking back.

My sister is dacray. She thinks she’s a robot. She even says she doesn’t need to eat.

My friend called me dacray for wearing a hat inside. I said it was a fashion choice.

My teacher said I was dacray for throwing erasers at the class. I said it was a rebellion.

I saw her in the hallway and I literally dropped my sandwich.

She cried over a broken pencil and I cried with her.

She said my name in bed and I nearly bit through my pillow.

She sent me a message and I answered it in 10 seconds.

She made me cry over a text and I still don’t know why.

She smiled at me and I immediately forgot my password.

She made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.

She said she was sad and I cried with her.

She made me angry and I threw my phone at the wall.

I skipped breakfast just to text her.

She made me cry and I didn’t even know why.

She smiled at me and I forgot my name.

She cried over a broken crayon and I cried with her.

She made me laugh so hard I fell off my chair.

She said my name in bed and I almost bit her.

I skipped lunch just to text her.

She made me cry and I didn’t even know why.

She smiled at me and I forgot my own name.

"You’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen, and also the most annoying.", A kid who’s been forced to sit next to her for six hours.

"She’s like a saint, but she also eats cake for breakfast.", A guy who’s seen her do that.

"Why is her soul so loud?", A man who’s been married to her for 10 years.

"She’s the only person who can make me feel guilty for eating too much pizza.", A kid who’s been caught sneaking pizza at 2 a. m.

"She’s like a saint with a temper and a really good hair day.", A guy who’s seen her throw a fit over a spilled soda.

"She’s beautiful, kind, and also the reason I have a tattoo of a cake.", A man who’s been married to her for 10 years.