Dacquari
A woman so good-looking it hurts, mostly blonde, has two kids who probably hate her, and is so kind she might actually let you live if you ask nicely.
"She’s the only person who can make me feel guilty for eating too much pizza.", A kid who’s been caught sneaking pizza at 2 a. m.
"She’s like a saint with a temper and a really good hair day.", A guy who’s seen her throw a fit over a spilled soda.
"She’s beautiful, kind, and also the reason I have a tattoo of a cake.", A man who’s been married to her for 10 years.