Dacre's Law

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Dacre's Law is when a fight online gets so stupid that someone yells you're a Daily Mail reader like it's the end of the world.
"You’re just a Daily Mail reader!", said by someone who probably reads the Sun. "I’m not a Daily Mail reader, I’m a thinking person!", said by someone who still thinks the Earth is flat. "You’re a Daily Mail reader and you’re ugly!", said by someone who’s never left their bedroom.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dacre's Law happens when a debate gets so bad that people start calling each other Daily Mail readers, like it’s the worst insult ever.
"You’re a Daily Mail reader!", said by someone who uses a dictionary. "I’m not a Daily Mail reader, I’m a real person!", said by someone who still thinks the moon landing was faked. "You’re a Daily Mail reader and you’re a disgrace!", said by someone who still wears socks with sandals.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dacre's Law is when people argue so much online that they start accusing each other of being Daily Mail readers, like it’s the worst thing ever.
"You’re a Daily Mail reader!", said by someone who still uses a fax machine. "I’m not a Daily Mail reader, I’m a thinking person!", said by someone who thinks the internet is a conspiracy. "You’re a Daily Mail reader and you’re a twat!", said by someone who still uses the word twat.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dacre's Law is when a discussion gets so long that someone decides you’re a Daily Mail reader, like it’s the final insult.
"You’re a Daily Mail reader!", said by someone who still uses a flip phone. "I’m not a Daily Mail reader, I’m a smart person!", said by someone who still thinks the Earth is flat. "You’re a Daily Mail reader and you’re a waste of oxygen!", said by someone who still uses the word twat.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dacre's Law is when people start screaming that you're a Daily Mail reader, like it's the worst thing that ever happened to them.
"You’re a Daily Mail reader!", said by someone who still uses a paper map. "I’m not a Daily Mail reader, I’m a real person!", said by someone who still uses the word 'twerp'. "You’re a Daily Mail reader and you’re a twerp!", said by someone who still thinks the moon is made of cheese.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dacre's Law is when a simple chat turns into a screaming match because someone thinks you're a Daily Mail reader, and it's the worst.
"You’re a Daily Mail reader!", said by someone who still uses a walkie-talkie. "I’m not a Daily Mail reader, I’m a thinking person!", said by someone who still thinks the internet is fake. "You’re a Daily Mail reader and you’re a disgrace!", said by someone who still uses the word disgrace.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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