Dacre's Law
Dacre's Law is when a discussion gets so long that someone decides you’re a Daily Mail reader, like it’s the final insult.
"You’re a Daily Mail reader!", said by someone who still uses a flip phone.
"I’m not a Daily Mail reader, I’m a smart person!", said by someone who still thinks the Earth is flat.
"You’re a Daily Mail reader and you’re a waste of oxygen!", said by someone who still uses the word twat.