Dacre's Law
Dacre's Law is when a simple chat turns into a screaming match because someone thinks you're a Daily Mail reader, and it's the worst.
"You’re a Daily Mail reader!", said by someone who still uses a walkie-talkie.
"I’m not a Daily Mail reader, I’m a thinking person!", said by someone who still thinks the internet is fake.
"You’re a Daily Mail reader and you’re a disgrace!", said by someone who still uses the word disgrace.