Dacre's Law
Dacre's Law is when people start screaming that you're a Daily Mail reader, like it's the worst thing that ever happened to them.
"You’re a Daily Mail reader!", said by someone who still uses a paper map.
"I’m not a Daily Mail reader, I’m a real person!", said by someone who still uses the word 'twerp'.
"You’re a Daily Mail reader and you’re a twerp!", said by someone who still thinks the moon is made of cheese.