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Dad songs
songs from the 70s that your dad plays so loud he might blow out his eardrums and you can’t hear the words because the guitars are screaming at you.
Your dad turns on ‘Hotel California’ and you think the walls are on fire.
He yells ‘I’m a survivor’ so loud the neighbors call the cops.
He plays ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ and you’re half-dead from the noise.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad songs
songs your dad plays so bad he thinks he’s in a rock band and you’re forced to listen to his terrible voice.
He sings ‘You Can’t Always Get What You Want’ like he’s dying and it’s the most dramatic thing ever.
He yells ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ like it’s the end of the world.
He tries to sing ‘Sweet Child O’ Mine’ and it’s more of a scream than a song.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad songs
songs your dad plays so much you know every word and you just want to punch him because he won’t stop.
He plays ‘September’ every morning and you wish you could just disappear.
He blasts ‘Stayin’ Alive’ in the car and you’re about to lose your mind.
He plays ‘You Should Be Dancing’ during dinner and you’re already mad.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad songs
songs your dad plays so loud and so bad that it’s like being tortured by a karaoke machine in a war zone.
He sings ‘I Will Survive’ like he’s been through a nuclear explosion.
He yells ‘Livin’ on a Prayer’ so loud the dog ran out of the house.
He plays ‘You Make My Dreams’ and you’re just trying to survive.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad songs
songs your dad plays so much you can recite them in your sleep and you just want to throw something at him.
He plays ‘Mama Mia’ every day and you’re ready to scream.
He blasts ‘ Dancing Queen’ in the car and you’re about to go insane.
He plays ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ at breakfast and you’re already angry.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad songs
songs your dad plays so loud and so bad that you think you’re in a horror movie and the main character is your dad.
He sings ‘I’m a survivor’ like he’s the last man on Earth.
He yells ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ like it’s the end of the world.
He plays ‘You Should Be Dancing’ and you’re just trying to escape.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad slaw
The smelly, runny mess that comes out of a dad’s butt when he’s been sitting too long and eating too much pizza.
My dad’s slaw smells like old cheese and regret.
He let out a dad slaw during the family dinner and no one spoke for 10 minutes.
I saw his dad slaw on the couch and I almost fainted.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad slaw
A father’s worst enemy, coming out of his butt like a volcano erupting in a bathroom.
Dad slaw hit me in the face during the car ride. I’m still mad.
He let out a dad slaw in the middle of the church service.
The dad slaw was so strong, it scared the dog.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad slaw
The ugly, wet, smelly thing that comes out of a dad’s butt when he’s been eating too much and not moving.
He let out a dad slaw during the Zoom call and my mom had to leave.
I woke up to the smell of dad slaw coming from the couch.
The dad slaw was so bad, it made my brother cry.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad slaw
The mess that comes out of a dad’s butt like he’s been sitting on a pile of garbage for days.
He let out a dad slaw during the meeting and everyone laughed.
I got hit with a dad slaw in the face and I couldn’t breathe.
Dad slaw was so bad, it made my dog run away.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad slaw
A dad’s butt secret, coming out like a big, wet, smelly surprise.
He let out a dad slaw in the middle of the dinner and no one talked for hours.
I saw the dad slaw on the floor and I almost threw up.
Dad slaw was so bad, it made my sister laugh for 10 minutes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad slaw
The smelly, wet, mess that a dad makes when he sits too long and eats too much.
He let out a dad slaw during the meeting and everyone was grossed out.
I got sprayed with dad slaw and I couldn’t stop laughing.
Dad slaw was so bad, it made my dog smell it from the other room.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad sesh
The Sesh crew’s dad. He either pays for most of the Sesh or keeps everyone alive. He’s like a sesh mum, but he’s got more money and less drama.
My dad paid for the whole trip. I just had to survive the lectures.
He didn’t let me die in the woods. Just yelled at me for 3 hours.
He’s like a sesh mum but with a paycheck and no crying.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad sesh
When your dad is talking your ear off about life, success, or how you’re gonna fail if you don’t listen.
He started talking about life during my gaming session. I lost the game.
I was eating pizza and he lectured me about financial stability.
He told me about his failures while I was trying to get a good grade.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad scared
You’re so nervous about a girl’s dad you’re ready to pee your pants, but you’re also trying to impress him so he’ll let you date his daughter. You’re scared he’ll ask you something stupid or make you do something embarrassing.
I walked into his house and my heart was pounding like a drum. I thought he was gonna ask me to wrestle his dog.
He looked at me like I was a piece of bad pizza. I thought I was gonna die before I even said anything.
I was so scared I forgot my own name. I just kept saying 'yes' to everything he said.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad scared
You're scared of a guy's dad so bad you're thinking about running away, but you want him to like you so you can be with his daughter. You're scared he might ask you to do something crazy or laugh at you.
He asked me if I could beat up his son. I said yes. I didn't even know what I was saying.
I tried to act cool, but I was sweating like I was running a marathon.
He said he'd let me date his daughter if I could eat a whole pizza in one bite. I didn't even know where to start.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad scared
You're scared of a girl's dad like he's a monster, but you're still trying to win him over so he'll let you date his daughter. You're so nervous you might pass out before you even say anything.
He asked me if I had ever fought a chicken. I said no. I didn't even know what that meant.
I was so nervous I forgot my own name. I just kept saying 'yes' to everything he said.
He looked at me like I was a lost puppy. I thought he was gonna ask me to run a marathon.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad said so
You're clueless and you throw out 'Dad said so' like it's the holy grail of truth.
'Why is the sky blue?' 'Dad said so.'
'Why are we eating cereal for dinner?' 'Dad said so.'
'Why did you yell at the TV?' 'Dad said so.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad said so
You say 'Dad said so' because you're too lazy to think and your dad is the only brain you’ve ever seen.
'Why did you wear a hat inside?' 'Dad said so.'
'Why did you eat my pizza?' 'Dad said so.'
'Why did you tell the cat it’s a dog?' 'Dad said so.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad said so
You say 'Dad said so' because your dad is the only person who ever made sense and you're too scared to question him.
'Why did you throw your shoes at the wall?' 'Dad said so.'
'Why did you eat the dog’s breakfast?' 'Dad said so.'
'Why did you say the moon is made of cheese?' 'Dad said so.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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