Dad songs

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songs from the 70s that your dad plays so loud he might blow out his eardrums and you can’t hear the words because the guitars are screaming at you.

Your dad turns on ‘Hotel California’ and you think the walls are on fire.

He yells ‘I’m a survivor’ so loud the neighbors call the cops.

He plays ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ and you’re half-dead from the noise.

songs your dad plays so bad he thinks he’s in a rock band and you’re forced to listen to his terrible voice.

He sings ‘You Can’t Always Get What You Want’ like he’s dying and it’s the most dramatic thing ever.

He yells ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ like it’s the end of the world.

He tries to sing ‘Sweet Child O’ Mine’ and it’s more of a scream than a song.

songs your dad plays so much you know every word and you just want to punch him because he won’t stop.

He plays ‘September’ every morning and you wish you could just disappear.

He blasts ‘Stayin’ Alive’ in the car and you’re about to lose your mind.

He plays ‘You Should Be Dancing’ during dinner and you’re already mad.

songs your dad plays so loud and so bad that it’s like being tortured by a karaoke machine in a war zone.

He sings ‘I Will Survive’ like he’s been through a nuclear explosion.

He yells ‘Livin’ on a Prayer’ so loud the dog ran out of the house.

He plays ‘You Make My Dreams’ and you’re just trying to survive.

songs your dad plays so much you can recite them in your sleep and you just want to throw something at him.

He plays ‘Mama Mia’ every day and you’re ready to scream.

He blasts ‘ Dancing Queen’ in the car and you’re about to go insane.

He plays ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ at breakfast and you’re already angry.

songs your dad plays so loud and so bad that you think you’re in a horror movie and the main character is your dad.

He sings ‘I’m a survivor’ like he’s the last man on Earth.

He yells ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ like it’s the end of the world.

He plays ‘You Should Be Dancing’ and you’re just trying to escape.