Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're clueless and you throw out 'Dad said so' like it's the holy grail of truth.

'Why is the sky blue?' 'Dad said so.'

'Why are we eating cereal for dinner?' 'Dad said so.'

'Why did you yell at the TV?' 'Dad said so.'

2

You say 'Dad said so' because you're too lazy to think and your dad is the only brain you’ve ever seen.

'Why did you wear a hat inside?' 'Dad said so.'

'Why did you eat my pizza?' 'Dad said so.'

'Why did you tell the cat it’s a dog?' 'Dad said so.'

3

You say 'Dad said so' because your dad is the only person who ever made sense and you're too scared to question him.

'Why did you throw your shoes at the wall?' 'Dad said so.'

'Why did you eat the dog’s breakfast?' 'Dad said so.'

'Why did you say the moon is made of cheese?' 'Dad said so.'

4

You say 'Dad said so' because you're desperate and you're hoping your dad will back you up even though he’s probably high.

'Why did you paint the ceiling green?' 'Dad said so.'

'Why did you start a fight with the mailman?' 'Dad said so.'

'Why did you say the sun is a giant donut?' 'Dad said so.'

5

You say 'Dad said so' because you're a loser and your dad is the only person who ever believed in you.

'Why did you wear socks to bed?' 'Dad said so.'

'Why did you eat the TV?' 'Dad said so.'

'Why did you say the clouds are made of pizza?' 'Dad said so.'

6

You say 'Dad said so' because your dad is the only person who ever said something that sounded smart and you're too dumb to question it.

'Why did you sleep in the fridge?' 'Dad said so.'

'Why did you say the ocean is made of soup?' 'Dad said so.'

'Why did you throw your math test in the pool?' 'Dad said so.'