Dad scared

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You’re so nervous about a girl’s dad you’re ready to pee your pants, but you’re also trying to impress him so he’ll let you date his daughter. You’re scared he’ll ask you something stupid or make you do something embarrassing.
I walked into his house and my heart was pounding like a drum. I thought he was gonna ask me to wrestle his dog.
He looked at me like I was a piece of bad pizza. I thought I was gonna die before I even said anything.
I was so scared I forgot my own name. I just kept saying 'yes' to everything he said.
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You're scared of a guy's dad so bad you're thinking about running away, but you want him to like you so you can be with his daughter. You're scared he might ask you to do something crazy or laugh at you.
He asked me if I could beat up his son. I said yes. I didn't even know what I was saying.
I tried to act cool, but I was sweating like I was running a marathon.
He said he'd let me date his daughter if I could eat a whole pizza in one bite. I didn't even know where to start.
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You're scared of a girl's dad like he's a monster, but you're still trying to win him over so he'll let you date his daughter. You're so nervous you might pass out before you even say anything.
He asked me if I had ever fought a chicken. I said no. I didn't even know what that meant.
I was so nervous I forgot my own name. I just kept saying 'yes' to everything he said.
He looked at me like I was a lost puppy. I thought he was gonna ask me to run a marathon.
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