Discover Slang

Dabney

He looks like Baljeet, but his head is so fat it could hold a whole army inside.

He walks in and the whole class gasps like they’ve seen a ghost.

He sat down and the chair screamed in pain.

He tried to fit through the door and it exploded like a firework.

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Dabner

To do something so crazy it makes your brain short-circuit and your pants fall down.

Dabner when he bet his last dollar on a chicken racing a goat.

She dabnered by eating a whole pizza in one bite and then crying.

He dabnered by trying to fit three basketballs in his mouth at the same time.

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Dabner

Putting your money on something so stupid it could make a donkey laugh.

He dabnered on a frog winning a spelling bee.

She dabnered on a duck getting a PhD.

He dabnered on a cat becoming president.

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Dabner

Doing something so stupid it might as well be a crime.

He dabnered by betting his dog’s life on a coin flip.

She dabnered by getting a tattoo of a dancing chicken.

He dabnered by trying to eat a whole cake in one bite and then screaming.

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Dabnation

When you slap the side of your face like a madman and shake your head like you just saw your mom eat a taco with her hands

I did a Dabnation so hard my neighbor called the cops

My friend did a Dabnation and broke his phone

I did a Dabnation in class and got sent to the principal's office

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Dabnation

When you make your arms go wild like you're fighting a ghost and you shake your head like you're mad at life

I did a Dabnation and my dog started dancing

My sister did a Dabnation and her hair came out

I did a Dabnation in the shower and my soap flew out of my hand

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Dabnation

When you hit your face like it owes you money and shake your head like you're tired of being stupid

I did a Dabnation and my face turned red

My brother did a Dabnation and got a bruise

I did a Dabnation in the kitchen and my mom dropped the soup

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Dabnation

When you slap your face like it wronged you and shake your head like you're done with this nonsense

I did a Dabnation and my face felt like a punchbag

My friend did a Dabnation and got a nosebleed

I did a Dabnation in my sleep and woke up confused

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Dabnation

When you hit your face like it just broke up with you and shake your head like you're done with this drama

I did a Dabnation and my face looked like a potato

My cousin did a Dabnation and knocked over the cereal

I did a Dabnation and my teacher gave me a detention

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Dabnation

When you slap your face like it just insulted you and shake your head like you're ready to quit life

I did a Dabnation and my face turned into a tomato

My brother did a Dabnation and his glasses flew off

I did a Dabnation on the bus and the driver yelled at me

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Dabnabbitt

When you’re so confused and annoyed you want to punch the sky and call it a day.

Why did I eat that whole pizza by myself? Dabnabbitt.

My dog just stole my fries. Dabnabbitt.

My mom texted me at 2 a. m. Dabnabbitt.

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Dabnabbitt

The feeling you get when you’re stupid and also mad at yourself for being stupid.

I forgot my password again. Dabnabbitt.

I put my pants on inside out. Dabnabbitt.

I tried to text my crush and typed ‘butterflies’ instead of ‘hi’. Dabnabbitt.

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Dabnabbitt

When you’re so dumb you could’ve been a rock and still been smarter.

I failed my math test. Dabnabbitt.

I walked into a door. Dabnabbitt.

I told my teacher I was sick and then ate a whole cake. Dabnabbitt.

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Dabnabbitt

Like when you're so brain-dead you could’ve been used as a doorknob.

I fell asleep in class. Dabnabbitt.

I forgot my lunch again. Dabnabbitt.

I tried to explain my dream and it made no sense. Dabnabbitt.

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Dabnabbitt

When you’re too dumb to remember your own mistakes and still make new ones.

I missed the bus again. Dabnabbitt.

I left my homework at home. Dabnabbitt.

I told my mom I was going to the store and then watched Netflix all day. Dabnabbitt.

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Dabme

Dabme is when you scream at someone to roll you a smoke so fast it feels like they’re trying to make you a joint before you can finish blinking.

Dabme! I just woke up and I need a hit before my coffee.

You say ‘dabme’ like it’s a curse. It’s not. It’s a way of life.

Dabme! I’m not asking. I’m demanding. And I’m not leaving until I get it.

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Dabme

Dabme is like yelling ‘roll me a smoke’ but you’re so high you think it’s a fire alarm.

Dabme! I just smoked five joints and I still need one.

Dabme! I’m not high enough to feel this party.

Dabme! I’m gonna pass out if I don’t get a joint now.

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Dabme

Dabme is when you’re so desperate for a smoke you start screaming it like it’s the last word you’ll ever say.

Dabme! I just ran a mile and I need a hit before I collapse.

Dabme! I’m not even tired yet, but I need a smoke.

Dabme! I’m gonna die if I don’t get a joint now.

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Dabme

Dabme is when you shout for a joint like it’s a life-or-death situation and you’re not even sure why.

Dabme! I don’t even know why I’m yelling, but I’m doing it.

Dabme! I just finished my lunch, but I need a hit.

Dabme! I’m not even high yet, but I need more.

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Dabme

Dabme is when you scream for a smoke so loud it wakes up the entire block and they all start rolling joints too.

Dabme! I’m gonna wake up the whole neighborhood if I don’t get a hit.

Dabme! I just passed out and I need a joint before I wake up.

Dabme! I’m not even sleeping and I’m yelling for a smoke.

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