Discover Slang

Daaboul

A guy who’s hot as hell but doesn’t say much. He just stares at you like he’s trying to memorize your face and then leaves you confused.

He walked past me and I felt my heart stop.

That guy is a legend in the gym.

Why does he look at me like that?

Daaboul

A girl who thinks she’s the queen of the world but is just average and acts like she’s mad at everyone. She’s a drama queen and can’t keep her pants on around guys.

She just broke up with her third boyfriend this week.

She’s always arguing with her friends.

She texts me every day and asks why I don’t like her.

Daaboul

A dumbass who thinks he’s smart but acts like he’s got no energy. He’s slower than a snail with a broken leg and has the brain of a rock.

He took 10 minutes to answer a simple question.

He can’t even remember his own name.

He tried to fix my phone and made it worse.

A person so clueless they think they’re a rockstar. They probably still wear pajamas to work.

My cousin thinks he's a singer. He sings in the shower and calls it a concert.

My mom’s neighbor thinks she’s a chef. She microwaves hot dogs and calls it gourmet.

My boss thinks he’s a CEO. He wears a hat to meetings and calls it a power move.

A human who has no skills and thinks they’re a superhero. They probably got fired and still don’t know why.

My friend thinks he’s a magician. He flips a card and calls it a trick. It’s just a stupid card.

My sister thinks she’s a dancer. She twirls in front of the mirror and calls it a performance.

My neighbor thinks he’s a rapper. He raps to himself in the park and calls it a concert.

A person who has zero talent and still thinks they’re the best. They probably walk into walls and don’t even notice.

My brother thinks he’s a basketball star. He plays in the driveway and calls it a championship.

My friend’s dog thinks it’s a model. It sits on the couch and calls it a photoshoot.

My uncle thinks he’s a painter. He draws a circle and calls it a masterpiece.

A person with no skills who thinks they’re a genius. They probably still use a flip phone and don’t know what the internet is.

My neighbor thinks she’s a scientist. She mixes vinegar and baking soda and calls it a discovery.

My cousin thinks he’s a hacker. He types on a phone and calls it a cyberattack.

My mom’s friend thinks she’s a mathematician. She adds 2 + 2 and calls it a breakthrough.

A human who has no talent but still thinks they’re a rockstar. They probably still live in their mom’s basement.

My friend thinks he’s a musician. He plays the guitar and calls it a concert. It’s just a broken string.

My brother thinks he’s a singer. He sings in the shower and calls it a ballad. It’s just a bad voice.

My uncle thinks he’s a rapper. He raps in the car and calls it a track. It’s just random words.

A short way of saying dry asshole at all times. It’s like your butt is a desert and it never gets wet.

Daaat, I just walked through a puddle and it didn’t help.

My friend is Daaat, even in the shower he’s dry.

Daaat is the reason I don’t use toilet paper.

When someone’s ass is so dry it could crack a whip. No moisture. No mercy.

Daaat is my cousin, and he’s always dry, even when he’s eating soup.

My mom says I’m Daaat because I never wipe.

Daaat is the title I got from my teacher after the fire alarm.

A person who’s so dry it’s like their butt is made of sand. No water. No life.

Daaat is my brother, and he’s been dry since he was a baby.

I called my dog Daaat because he doesn’t like water.

Daaat is the reason my socks are always dry.

When your ass is so dry it could start a fire. No sweat. No smell. Just dryness.

Daaat is my dad, and he’s been dry since the 80s.

I’m Daaat because I don’t even use wet wipes.

Daaat is the name of my pet rock.

A person who’s so dry it’s like their butt is in a sauna. No water. No fun. Just dryness.

Daaat is my neighbor, and he’s been dry since the day he was born.

I called my friend Daaat because he never uses soap.

Daaat is the reason my bed is always dry.

Daaann

A lady named Danielle who drinks like a fish out of water and loves hot three-way messes.

Daaann drank 12 beers in the parking lot and tried to make out with two guys at once.

She texted me: 'I’m gonna have a hot threesome today. Don’t care if it’s messy.'

Daaann was found passed out in a car with two guys and a bottle of wine.

Daaann

A girl named Danielle who gets wasted in parking lots and loves hot three-way chaos.

Daaann was yelling at a parking lot cop because she was trying to start a three-way in a minivan.

She DM’d me: 'I’m getting drunk and finding two guys. It’s happening.'

Daaann showed up to my party with two guys and a wine bottle. No explanation.