Daaboul

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A disgusting mess that looks like it crawled out of a sewer and got dipped in rotting hummus. It leaves a trail of goo everywhere it goes and smells like someone let a goat die in a trash can.
I saw that daaboul in the hallway and almost vomited.
That thing is worse than my uncle’s socks.
Why is there a daaboul in my lunch bag?
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A guy who’s hot as hell but doesn’t say much. He just stares at you like he’s trying to memorize your face and then leaves you confused.
He walked past me and I felt my heart stop.
That guy is a legend in the gym.
Why does he look at me like that?
3
A girl who thinks she’s the queen of the world but is just average and acts like she’s mad at everyone. She’s a drama queen and can’t keep her pants on around guys.
She just broke up with her third boyfriend this week.
She’s always arguing with her friends.
She texts me every day and asks why I don’t like her.
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A dumbass who thinks he’s smart but acts like he’s got no energy. He’s slower than a snail with a broken leg and has the brain of a rock.
He took 10 minutes to answer a simple question.
He can’t even remember his own name.
He tried to fix my phone and made it worse.
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