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A person so clueless they think they’re a rockstar. They probably still wear pajamas to work.

My cousin thinks he's a singer. He sings in the shower and calls it a concert.

My mom’s neighbor thinks she’s a chef. She microwaves hot dogs and calls it gourmet.

My boss thinks he’s a CEO. He wears a hat to meetings and calls it a power move.

A human who has no skills and thinks they’re a superhero. They probably got fired and still don’t know why.

My friend thinks he’s a magician. He flips a card and calls it a trick. It’s just a stupid card.

My sister thinks she’s a dancer. She twirls in front of the mirror and calls it a performance.

My neighbor thinks he’s a rapper. He raps to himself in the park and calls it a concert.

A person who has zero talent and still thinks they’re the best. They probably walk into walls and don’t even notice.

My brother thinks he’s a basketball star. He plays in the driveway and calls it a championship.

My friend’s dog thinks it’s a model. It sits on the couch and calls it a photoshoot.

My uncle thinks he’s a painter. He draws a circle and calls it a masterpiece.

A person with no skills who thinks they’re a genius. They probably still use a flip phone and don’t know what the internet is.

My neighbor thinks she’s a scientist. She mixes vinegar and baking soda and calls it a discovery.

My cousin thinks he’s a hacker. He types on a phone and calls it a cyberattack.

My mom’s friend thinks she’s a mathematician. She adds 2 + 2 and calls it a breakthrough.

A human who has no talent but still thinks they’re a rockstar. They probably still live in their mom’s basement.

My friend thinks he’s a musician. He plays the guitar and calls it a concert. It’s just a broken string.

My brother thinks he’s a singer. He sings in the shower and calls it a ballad. It’s just a bad voice.

My uncle thinks he’s a rapper. He raps in the car and calls it a track. It’s just random words.