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A capella masturbation
Trying to get off with no help from anything else, not even your own thoughts.
I had to think about my math homework instead of my ex.
No porn. No music. Just me and my hand and my misery.
I tried to get off, but I only ended up with a bad mood.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A capella masturbation
Trying to get off with nothing but your own hand and no help from anything else.
I had to think about my mom’s cooking instead of my ex.
No music. No porn. Just me and my hand and my frustration.
I tried to get off, but I only ended up with a sore wrist.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A cannon to a pebble
When someone goes on a huge rant about something tiny, like a pebble, while you're just trying to live your life.
My friend said I was being rude for talking back to him. I said, 'You’re talking like a cannon to a pebble.'
She yelled at me for 10 minutes about my hair being a little messy. I called her a cannon to a pebble.
He spent 20 minutes explaining why the sky was blue when I just said, 'It’s a nice day.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A cannon to a pebble
You’re screaming about something so small, it’s like you’re fighting a fly with a tank.
He got so mad about me eating one chip that he screamed at me for 5 minutes.
She was furious because I left my sock on the floor. I called her a cannon to a pebble.
My mom yelled at me for 15 minutes because I spilled one drop of milk.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A cannon to a pebble
You’re making a mountain out of a molehill, and you’re doing it with a lot of swearing.
He turned a tiny comment into a full-blown argument. I told him he was a cannon to a pebble.
She made a big deal about me not cleaning my room, even though I had only one sock on the floor.
My brother got angry because I said he was a little lazy. He yelled at me for 10 minutes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A cannon to a pebble
You’re so dramatic about something tiny, it’s like you’re fighting a pebble with a whole army.
She cried because I took one of her cookies. I told her she was a cannon to a pebble.
He went off about me wearing one shoe for five minutes.
My dad yelled at me for 10 minutes because I left my homework on the floor.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A cannon to a pebble
You’re turning a small problem into a big mess, with a lot of swearing and drama.
She screamed at me for five minutes because I used the wrong pen.
He yelled about me walking in the house with muddy shoes.
My friend got angry because I forgot to bring one soda to the party.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A cannon to a pebble
You’re arguing like you’re in a war, but it’s just about something tiny and stupid.
She argued with me for 15 minutes about my hair being a little messy.
He got mad because I left my sock on the floor. He called me a cannon to a pebble.
My mom yelled at me for 10 minutes because I spilled one drop of milk.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A candle idea
A half-decent plan that gets you out of trouble but smells like burnt hair and bad decisions.
My idea to microwave the pizza was a candle idea. It didn’t burn the house down, so I guess it worked.
She said we’d just sneak into the concert. It was a candle idea, but it worked.
He decided to text his ex instead of calling her. A candle idea, but it got the job done.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A candle idea
A plan so weak it could light a fire, but it’s still better than nothing.
I said we’d just take the bus. A candle idea, but it got us there.
He tried to explain the math problem like it was easy. A candle idea, but it worked.
She said we’d just eat cereal for dinner. A candle idea, but it worked.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A candle idea
A barely passable plan that somehow doesn’t make everything worse.
He said we’d just walk to school. A candle idea, but we got there.
She said we’d just skip homework. A candle idea, but it worked.
He tried to fix the sink with a spoon. A candle idea, but it didn’t make things worse.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A can of bean soup
A can of bean soup is like a sad cry for help from a bean. It’s mostly water and anger, and it tastes like regret.
I opened a can of bean soup and it looked like my life choices.
My dad eats bean soup every day. It’s like he’s punishing himself.
That bean soup was so bad, it made my dog cry.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A can of bean soup
A can of bean soup is the liquid version of a bean’s last stand. It’s weak, it’s watery, and it’s basically a crime against food.
I ate bean soup for dinner and it felt like I was being interrogated by a bean.
That bean soup was so runny, it could’ve been a river.
My brother tried to eat bean soup and it just stared back at him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A can of bean soup
A can of bean soup is like a bean’s final sigh before it gives up on life. It’s bland, it’s boring, and it’s the worst thing you could ever put in your mouth.
I opened a can of bean soup and it was like watching a bean commit suicide.
That bean soup was so bland, it made my lunch sad.
I tried to eat bean soup, and my taste buds ran away.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A call-dwell
A person who thinks Urban Dictionary is the Bible and uses it to argue like it's the final word.
'I swear it's in the dictionary, so it must be true!'
''I'm not wrong, I checked Urban Dictionary.'
''You can't prove me wrong, I've got a source.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A call-dwell
They argue with people like they’re in a debate and Urban Dictionary is their only weapon.
''You're wrong, I looked it up on Urban Dictionary.''
''I win, I used a real source.''
''You don’t know what you’re talking about, I’ve got proof.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A call-dwell
They’re the kind of person who thinks Urban Dictionary is real and will fight to the death over it.
''I’ll die before I let you say that word wrong.''
''You can’t argue with me, I’ve got Urban Dictionary on my side.''
''I’m not wrong, I’ve got the dictionary to back me up.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A call-dwell
They argue like they’re in a courtroom and Urban Dictionary is their only witness.
''The dictionary says so, so I’m right.''
''You can’t argue with me, I’ve got the dictionary as my witness.''
''I win, the dictionary said so.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A call-dwell
They’re the kind of person who argues just to use Urban Dictionary and nothing else.
''I’m not wrong, I checked Urban Dictionary.''
''You can’t prove me wrong, I’ve got the dictionary.''
''The dictionary said it, so it’s true.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A call-dwell
They back up every dumb thing they say with Urban Dictionary like it’s the only thing that matters.
''The dictionary says it, so I’m right.''
''I win because the dictionary says so.''
''I’m not wrong, I’ve got the dictionary on my side.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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