Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Trying to get off with nothing but your own hands and no help from anything else.

My phone died and I had to think about it the old fashioned way.

No porn. No music. Just me and my thoughts and my hand.

I tried to imagine my ex, but it wasn’t enough.

2

Getting yourself going with zero help from anything else, not even your imagination.

I had to think about my math test instead of my ex.

No music. No porn. Just me and my hand and my frustration.

I tried to get off, but I only got a headache.

3

Trying to get yourself off with no toys, no videos, and no help from anyone else.

My phone wouldn’t charge and I had to suffer.

I had to think about my mom’s cooking instead of my ex.

I tried to get off but only ended up with a sore wrist.

4

Trying to get off with no help from anything, not even your own brain.

I had to think about my history test instead of my ex.

No music. No porn. Just my hand and my frustration.

I tried to get off, but I only ended up with a sore hand.

5

Trying to get off with no help from anything else, not even your own thoughts.

I had to think about my math homework instead of my ex.

No porn. No music. Just me and my hand and my misery.

I tried to get off, but I only ended up with a bad mood.

6

Trying to get off with nothing but your own hand and no help from anything else.

I had to think about my mom’s cooking instead of my ex.

No music. No porn. Just me and my hand and my frustration.

I tried to get off, but I only ended up with a sore wrist.