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A SHERK
A sherk is like shitting and jerking off at the same time. It’s the most embarrassing thing you can do in public.
I did a sherk in the meeting. It was the most embarrassing thing ever.
He did a sherk in the hallway. Everyone laughed.
She did a sherk on the elevator. It was the most embarrassing thing ever.
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A SHERK
To be sherked is the worst. It means you’re getting all the glory and all the blame. It’s like being hit by a truck and getting a trophy at the same time.
I was sherked today. I got all the glory and all the blame.
He was sherked. He got promoted and got blamed for everything.
She was sherked. She got the trophy and the blame.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A SIRMIXALOT
a three-way where the two girls are shorter than a toilet and one of them is still a kid.
You call it a Sirmixalot? I call it a middle school field trip gone wrong.
She said she was 5'3" but she looked like she was 5'0" in a dress.
He tried to cheat by wearing heels. Still a Sirmixalot.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A SIRMIXALOT
a messy love triangle with two tiny girls who think they're hot stuff.
He said it was a Sirmixalot. I said it was a disaster with two tiny girls.
One of them was still wearing pajamas. Classic Sirmixalot energy.
They both said they were 5'3" but they looked like they were 5'1" in a fight.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A SIRMIXALOT
a three-way with two girls who could fit under a chair and one of them is still a teenager.
He called it a Sirmixalot. I called it a chair-sized chaos.
One of them still had a backpack on. That's a Sirmixalot if I ever saw one.
They said they were 5'3" but they looked like they were 5'0" with a side of embarrassment.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A SHERI THING
A Sheri is a walking disaster who loves you to death, but will cuss you out if you step on her toes. She’s sweet, sassy, and will hug you like a bear, but don’t mess with her.
Sheri: 'You think you can leave me? I'll give you a bear hug so hard you'll wish you were dead.'
Sheri texted me: 'I love you, but if you don't bring me coffee, I'm gonna curse you.'
Sheri yelled at a guy who bumped her: 'You're lucky I didn't turn you into a pancake!'
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A SHERI THING
A Sheri is someone who doesn’t follow plans. She’ll change everything last minute and expect you to go with it, or else she’ll throw a fit.
Sheri: 'We’re not going to the mall. We’re going to the park. No more arguing.'
Sheri DM’d: 'The plan is now a suggestion. I’m not mad. I’m just confused.'
Sheri changed the whole project 10 minutes before it was due.
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A SHERI THING
A Sheri is someone who will love you with all her heart, but if you upset her, she’ll show you her true colors. Don’t be surprised if she cusses you out.
Sheri said, 'I love you, but if you don’t bring me pizza, I’m going to cuss you until you’re dead.'
Sheri got mad at me and said, 'You think you can leave me? I’ll cuss you into next week.'
Sheri got into a fight with her friend and yelled, 'You think you’re better than me? I’ll cuss you out until you’re speechless!'
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A SHERI THING
A Sheri is someone who’s kind, but don’t get on her bad side. She’ll protect her people and won’t hesitate to take you down.
Sheri told me, 'You hurt my friend? I’ll take you down.'
Sheri said, 'You think you can leave me alone? I’ll take you down.'
Sheri protected her friend from a group of guys and said, 'You think you’re tough? I’ll take you down.'
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A SHERI THING
A Sheri is someone who’s short, sassy, and will make you feel like you’re the worst person in the world if you mess with her.
Sheri said, 'You think you’re the worst? I’ll make you feel like it.'
Sheri texted me: 'You messed with me? I’ll make you feel like the worst person ever.'
Sheri yelled at me and said, 'You think you’re the best? I’ll make you feel like the worst.'
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A SHERI THING
A Sheri is someone who’s independent, but if you’re lucky enough to be in her inner circle, you’re in for a ride. She loves you, but don’t test her.
Sheri told me, 'You’re in my inner circle. That’s a ride you won’t forget.'
Sheri said, 'You think you’re lucky? You’re in my inner circle. That’s a ride.'
Sheri texted me: 'You’re in my inner circle. That’s a ride you won’t regret.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A SHADDAP
A shaddap is when you yell at someone to stop talking like they’re the last person on Earth and you’re the last person who can stand it.
Shaddap! I’m trying to sleep and you’re yapping like a parrot on a caffeine rush!
Shaddap! I’ve heard your dumb stories a thousand times!
Shaddap! I’m not even listening anymore, just screaming at you for fun.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A SHADDAP
Shaddap is like telling someone to shut up, but you say it like you’re the king of the world and they’re just a peasant.
Shaddap! You’re blabbering like a goldfish on a coffee binge!
Shaddap! I’m not even mad, I’m just tired of your nonsense.
Shaddap! I could’ve been king of the world if you’d just shut up.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A SHADDAP
A shaddap is a dirty, smelly turnip that shows up in the middle of nowhere to make people shut up.
Shaddap! That turnip is so moldy, it smells like my cousin’s gym sock!
Shaddap! You’re talking so much, I think the turnip is about to explode!
Shaddap! If you don’t shut up, I’ll throw this turnip at you!
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A SHADDAP
To shaddap is to tell someone to stop talking, and it’s like a fancy Italian way of saying shut up, but with a bad accent and a lot of drama.
Shaddap! You’re talking like you’re in a Broadway show and I’m the audience!
Shaddap! You’ve got a worse Italian accent than my grandma’s neighbor.
Shaddap! If you don’t shut up, I’m gonna sing a song about it!
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A SHADDAP
Shaddap is what you whisper under your breath when someone starts telling you a story so dumb, it makes your brain hurt.
Shaddap! That story is worse than my dog’s haircut!
Shaddap! I’ve heard dumber stories from my math teacher’s pet.
Shaddap! If you don’t stop talking, I’m gonna start telling my own dumb story!
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A SCHROEDER
A Schroeder is when your junk is so hard it looks like it's about to pop, and it stretches your skin so tight it feels like your forehead is getting a face full of ass.
My Schroeder was so bad I looked like I had a chicken on my face.
He had a Schroeder so strong it scared the airport security.
She had a Schroeder so tight it made her brother cry.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A SCHROEDER
To schroeder someone is to take a dead guy’s ass and ram it up their butt like it’s a buffet.
He schroedered the corpse like it was his ex.
She schroedered the dead man and got a ticket to hell.
He schroedered the stiff and got a lifetime supply of bad decisions.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A SCHROEDER
A Schroeder is when you get stuck in an airport because the TSA thinks your junk is a weapon.
I got stuck at the airport because my Schroeder was a threat.
The TSA thought my Schroeder was a terrorist.
My Schroeder was so strong, they called the FBI.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A SCHROEDER
A Schroeder is that piano guy from Peanuts who plays the piano so bad it makes you want to scream.
That Schroeder plays like he’s been tortured.
He’s the Schroeder who makes the piano cry.
That Schroeder’s music is worse than my mom’s cooking.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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