A SIRMIXALOT

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a three-way where the two girls are shorter than a toilet and one of them is still a kid.

You call it a Sirmixalot? I call it a middle school field trip gone wrong.

She said she was 5'3" but she looked like she was 5'0" in a dress.

He tried to cheat by wearing heels. Still a Sirmixalot.

a messy love triangle with two tiny girls who think they're hot stuff.

He said it was a Sirmixalot. I said it was a disaster with two tiny girls.

One of them was still wearing pajamas. Classic Sirmixalot energy.

They both said they were 5'3" but they looked like they were 5'1" in a fight.

a three-way with two girls who could fit under a chair and one of them is still a teenager.

He called it a Sirmixalot. I called it a chair-sized chaos.

One of them still had a backpack on. That's a Sirmixalot if I ever saw one.

They said they were 5'3" but they looked like they were 5'0" with a side of embarrassment.