A SHERI THING

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A Sheri is a walking disaster who loves you to death, but will cuss you out if you step on her toes. She’s sweet, sassy, and will hug you like a bear, but don’t mess with her.
Sheri: 'You think you can leave me? I'll give you a bear hug so hard you'll wish you were dead.'
Sheri texted me: 'I love you, but if you don't bring me coffee, I'm gonna curse you.'
Sheri yelled at a guy who bumped her: 'You're lucky I didn't turn you into a pancake!'
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A Sheri is someone who doesn’t follow plans. She’ll change everything last minute and expect you to go with it, or else she’ll throw a fit.
Sheri: 'We’re not going to the mall. We’re going to the park. No more arguing.'
Sheri DM’d: 'The plan is now a suggestion. I’m not mad. I’m just confused.'
Sheri changed the whole project 10 minutes before it was due.
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A Sheri is someone who will love you with all her heart, but if you upset her, she’ll show you her true colors. Don’t be surprised if she cusses you out.
Sheri said, 'I love you, but if you don’t bring me pizza, I’m going to cuss you until you’re dead.'
Sheri got mad at me and said, 'You think you can leave me? I’ll cuss you into next week.'
Sheri got into a fight with her friend and yelled, 'You think you’re better than me? I’ll cuss you out until you’re speechless!'
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A Sheri is someone who’s kind, but don’t get on her bad side. She’ll protect her people and won’t hesitate to take you down.
Sheri told me, 'You hurt my friend? I’ll take you down.'
Sheri said, 'You think you can leave me alone? I’ll take you down.'
Sheri protected her friend from a group of guys and said, 'You think you’re tough? I’ll take you down.'
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A Sheri is someone who’s short, sassy, and will make you feel like you’re the worst person in the world if you mess with her.
Sheri said, 'You think you’re the worst? I’ll make you feel like it.'
Sheri texted me: 'You messed with me? I’ll make you feel like the worst person ever.'
Sheri yelled at me and said, 'You think you’re the best? I’ll make you feel like the worst.'
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A Sheri is someone who’s independent, but if you’re lucky enough to be in her inner circle, you’re in for a ride. She loves you, but don’t test her.
Sheri told me, 'You’re in my inner circle. That’s a ride you won’t forget.'
Sheri said, 'You think you’re lucky? You’re in my inner circle. That’s a ride.'
Sheri texted me: 'You’re in my inner circle. That’s a ride you won’t regret.'
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