A SHERI THING
A Sheri is a walking disaster who loves you to death, but will cuss you out if you step on her toes. She’s sweet, sassy, and will hug you like a bear, but don’t mess with her.
Sheri: 'You think you can leave me? I'll give you a bear hug so hard you'll wish you were dead.'
Sheri texted me: 'I love you, but if you don't bring me coffee, I'm gonna curse you.'
Sheri yelled at a guy who bumped her: 'You're lucky I didn't turn you into a pancake!'