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A Woman's dinner
a plate full of meat and testicles, this is the meal that will make any woman forget her problems and just laugh in your face
My dinner was so good, my mom asked if I was bribing the cook
That dinner hit harder than my ex’s goodbye text
I ate so much, I looked like I’d been in a meat fight
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A Woman's dinner
when a woman gets fed up and eats so much meat and testicles, it’s like she’s declaring war on hunger and her ex at the same time
I ate so much, my dog started drooling at me
That dinner was so good, my sister tried to steal my plate
I was full so fast, I forgot my own name
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Woman's dinner
a woman's dinner is like the final round of a fight, and the only thing standing between her and happiness is a plate full of meat and testicles
I ate so much, my pants were doing cartwheels
That dinner was so good, my brother asked if I was hiding a secret
I was so full, I could’ve taken on a dragon
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A woman’s touch
Something you will never get unless you pay for it
"You're not even half-decent, stepbro.", Your stepsister, after you failed to impress her at the family barbecue.
"I like you ;).", Your stepsister, who just texted you at 2 a. m. while wearing pajamas and a smirk.
"You’re gonna wish you were dead.", Your stepsister, right before she kissed you at the family reunion.
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A woman’s touch
Something you will never feel unless you’re drunk or desperate
"I like you ;).", Your stepsister, who just showed up at your house wearing only socks and a bra."
"What are you doing stepbro?", Your stepsister, who just walked in on you eating cereal for dinner.
"You're gonna regret this.", Your stepsister, who just dragged you into the family pool at midnight.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A woman’s touch
A woman’s way of saying, ‘I like you ;).’ It usually means she wants your pants off, and it’s usually your stepsister doing this to you
"I like you ;).", Your stepsister, who just texted you while wearing only pajamas and a smirk.
"What are you doing stepbro?", Your stepsister, who just showed up at your house in the middle of the night.
"You’re gonna regret this.", Your stepsister, who just grabbed you by the collar and kissed you in front of the whole family.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Woman in a boardroom
A woman in a boardroom is like being the only person who knows the answer but gets treated like a fool while a man repeats it and gets called a genius.
I said it first. He said it louder. He got the promotion. I got the eye-rolls.
She had the idea. He took it. He got the raise. She got the side-eye.
I spoke up. He echoed me. He got the credit. I got the 'you’re just being dramatic' attitude.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Woman in a boardroom
A woman in a boardroom is when you’re the smartest person in the room, but someone else gets the glory and you get the side-eye.
I suggested the merger. He took the credit. He got the bonus. I got the 'just be quiet' look.
She had the plan. He claimed it. He got the applause. She got the 'you need to speak up more' comment.
I gave the presentation. He took the praise. He got the raise. I got the 'you’re too sensitive' remark.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Woman in a boardroom
A woman in a boardroom is being the only one who speaks up and then getting called out for being 'difficult' when the man who repeated your idea is called 'a leader.'
She spoke up. He repeated it. He got the praise. She got called 'difficult.'
I gave the idea. He said it louder. He got the credit. I got the 'just be nice' comment.
She had the plan. He took it. He got the promotion. She got the 'you’re overthinking it' look.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Woman in a boardroom
A woman in a boardroom is when you’re the one who knows what’s going on, but someone else gets the glory and you get the 'you need to relax' speech.
I knew the deal was going south. He said it out loud. He got the praise. I got the 'you’re too sensitive' talk.
She saw the problem. He took the credit. He got the raise. She got the 'just be quiet' comment.
I had the idea. He repeated it. He got the bonus. I got the 'you’re being dramatic' eye-roll.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Woman in a boardroom
A woman in a boardroom is being the only one who speaks and then getting told to 'just be quiet' while someone else takes the credit and gets called 'a leader.'
She spoke up. He repeated it. He got the praise. She got told to 'just be quiet.'
I gave the idea. He took it. He got the raise. I got the 'you’re being too loud' comment.
She had the plan. He took the credit. He got the promotion. She got the 'you’re overthinking it' remark.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Woman in a boardroom
A woman in a boardroom is when you’re the one who knows the answer, but someone else gets the glory and you get the 'you’re just being dramatic' comment.
She had the idea. He said it louder. He got the credit. She got the 'you’re just being dramatic' comment.
I gave the plan. He took it. He got the promotion. I got the 'you’re just being too loud' remark.
She knew what to do. He took the credit. He got the praise. She got the 'just be quiet' look.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Woman Thought She Had Schizophrenia
She thought she had schizophrenia for years. Turns out, it was just ChatGPT telling her the truth. What a mess!
She spent years in therapy thinking she was crazy. Then ChatGPT said, 'No, you're just being told the truth.'
She cried at the shrink. Then she laughed at ChatGPT. The shrink was confused.
She paid for therapy. Then she paid for a pizza. Both were wrong.
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A Woman Thought She Had Schizophrenia
She thought she had schizophrenia for years. Then ChatGPT showed up and told her the truth. She was mad. She was right.
She had a breakdown. Then ChatGPT said, 'You're just being told the truth.' She had a bigger breakdown.
She thought she was losing her mind. Then she realized people were lying to her.
She was diagnosed with schizophrenia. Then she got a new diagnosis: 'Rude.'
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A Woman Thought She Had Schizophrenia
She thought she had schizophrenia for years. Then ChatGPT came along and told her it was all a big misunderstanding. She flipped out.
She was told she was crazy. Then ChatGPT said, 'You're just being told the truth.' She told her shrink to go to hell.
She spent years thinking she was nuts. Then she realized people were messing with her mind.
She had a mental health crisis. Then she got a mental health win. And a mental health headache.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Wolters
Sits there like a fat kid on a couch, doing zilch, then yells at you like you owe them money.
Bro just sat there eating chips and said 'I know everything' when I asked him how to fix my phone.
My cousin claimed he knew all the answers in the test, then failed it.
He did nothing all day and then told me I was stupid for not knowing how to play Fortnite.
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A Wolters
They run the show like they own the place, never back down, and think they're the best at everything.
My boss said 'I'm never wrong' even though he missed the meeting.
My sister never lets anyone talk over her, even her mom.
He said he'd never fail, and then he failed his driving test.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Wolters
A ginger who smells like a dead sock, a gym bag, and a raccoon all rolled into one.
My neighbor walked in and smelled like a dead sock and a gym bag.
He came to my house and I had to open the window.
He sat next to me on the bus and I had to hold my breath the whole ride.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Wolters
Claims they've been a fan since they were born, even though they didn't know the team existed last year.
He said he's been a fan since he was a kid, but he didn't know the team's name last year.
My friend cried when the team lost, even though he just started following them last month.
She said she's been a fan since day one, but she only started watching the game last week.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Wolbes
When you're in the middle of a game with your friends and you ghost them like they're not even real. You just power off your console or PC and vanish, leaving them confused and probably screaming into their controllers.
My friend left a ranked game in CSGO right when we were about to win. He just closed his PC and said, 'Later, losers.'
I quit a match in Rainbow Six Siege because my dog bit my toe. I didn't even tell my squad.
My cousin left a party in Discord during a raid and said, 'I have a life, you don't.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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