A woman’s touch

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Something you will never get unless you pay for it

"You're not even half-decent, stepbro.", Your stepsister, after you failed to impress her at the family barbecue.

"I like you ;).", Your stepsister, who just texted you at 2 a. m. while wearing pajamas and a smirk.

"You’re gonna wish you were dead.", Your stepsister, right before she kissed you at the family reunion.

Something you will never feel unless you’re drunk or desperate

"I like you ;).", Your stepsister, who just showed up at your house wearing only socks and a bra."

"What are you doing stepbro?", Your stepsister, who just walked in on you eating cereal for dinner.

"You're gonna regret this.", Your stepsister, who just dragged you into the family pool at midnight.

A woman’s way of saying, ‘I like you ;).’ It usually means she wants your pants off, and it’s usually your stepsister doing this to you

"I like you ;).", Your stepsister, who just texted you while wearing only pajamas and a smirk.

"What are you doing stepbro?", Your stepsister, who just showed up at your house in the middle of the night.

"You’re gonna regret this.", Your stepsister, who just grabbed you by the collar and kissed you in front of the whole family.

Something you never felt and probably never will

Your cousin sends you a text: "Hey bro, I like you ;)." You think it's cute. She means it's time for you to get laid.

Your mom texts you: "I like you ;)." You know she means she's going to make you clean your room again.

Your friend's girlfriend says, "I like you ;)." You know she's trying to steal your friend.

Something you will never get unless you pay for it

Your stepbro sends you a message: "Hey, I like you ;)." You know he wants to get in your pants.

Your neighbor says, "I like you ;)." You think it's sweet. She means she's going to borrow your lawn mower.

Your teacher says, "I like you ;)." You think it's a compliment. She means she's going to give you extra homework.

A woman's way of saying, "I like you ;)." Usually means she wants to get in your pants or make you feel like a fool

Your stepsister texts you: "I like you ;)." You think it's cute. She means she wants to make you her boyfriend.

Your friend says, "I like you ;)." You think it's cool. He means he wants to take your girl.

Your mom says, "I like you ;)." You think it's sweet. She means she wants you to do your chores.