A woman’s touch
Something you never felt and probably never will
Your cousin sends you a text: "Hey bro, I like you ;)." You think it's cute. She means it's time for you to get laid.
Your mom texts you: "I like you ;)." You know she means she's going to make you clean your room again.
Your friend's girlfriend says, "I like you ;)." You know she's trying to steal your friend.