A Woman's dinner

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a plate full of meat and testicles, this is the meal that will make any woman forget her problems and just laugh in your face

My dinner was so good, my mom asked if I was bribing the cook

That dinner hit harder than my ex’s goodbye text

I ate so much, I looked like I’d been in a meat fight

when a woman gets fed up and eats so much meat and testicles, it’s like she’s declaring war on hunger and her ex at the same time

I ate so much, my dog started drooling at me

That dinner was so good, my sister tried to steal my plate

I was full so fast, I forgot my own name

a woman's dinner is like the final round of a fight, and the only thing standing between her and happiness is a plate full of meat and testicles

I ate so much, my pants were doing cartwheels

That dinner was so good, my brother asked if I was hiding a secret

I was so full, I could’ve taken on a dragon