A Wolters

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Sits there like a fat kid on a couch, doing zilch, then yells at you like you owe them money.

Bro just sat there eating chips and said 'I know everything' when I asked him how to fix my phone.

My cousin claimed he knew all the answers in the test, then failed it.

He did nothing all day and then told me I was stupid for not knowing how to play Fortnite.

They run the show like they own the place, never back down, and think they're the best at everything.

My boss said 'I'm never wrong' even though he missed the meeting.

My sister never lets anyone talk over her, even her mom.

He said he'd never fail, and then he failed his driving test.

A ginger who smells like a dead sock, a gym bag, and a raccoon all rolled into one.

My neighbor walked in and smelled like a dead sock and a gym bag.

He came to my house and I had to open the window.

He sat next to me on the bus and I had to hold my breath the whole ride.

Claims they've been a fan since they were born, even though they didn't know the team existed last year.

He said he's been a fan since he was a kid, but he didn't know the team's name last year.

My friend cried when the team lost, even though he just started following them last month.

She said she's been a fan since day one, but she only started watching the game last week.