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B-RAD
A nickname for people who think they're gangsters but are actually total posers, usually given by security guards who hate them.
'B-Rad is just a nickname for people who think they're gangsters but aren't.'
'That B-Rad is just a nickname for people who think they're gangsters but are total posers.'
'B-Rad is a nickname for people who think they're gangsters but are total posers.'
B-R-I-A-N Friend
A guy so good-looking he makes Morgantown look like a middle school talent show. He got this title after a drunk spelling bee in 2019, and now everyone yells it at him like he owes them money.
"B-R-I-A-N Friend!", screamed by a guy who spilled his drink on himself.
At the grocery store, someone yelled it at him while he was trying to pay.
His dog barked it at him during a thunderstorm.
B-R-I-A-N Friend
A man so hot he made the spelling bee go from fun to a full-blown party. People still shout it at him like he’s the king of a very small kingdom.
He was at the gas station, and a random guy yelled it at him from the car next to him.
His mom texted him: "B-R-I-A-N Friend!", because she remembered.
He got it shouted at him while he was eating pizza.
B-R-I-A-N Friend
The guy who looked so good in 2019 that he got a title that’s now stuck on him like a bad haircut. People still yell it at him like he’s a celebrity who forgot to show up.
At the bar, someone yelled it at him while he was trying to order a drink.
His friend texted him: "B-R-I-A-N Friend!", just because.
He got it shouted at him while he was walking his dog.
B-Quick
B-Quick is a king who looks good and knows it. He’s the type of guy who’ll make you call him Daddy, and if you mess with him, he’ll make you regret it.
B-Quick just walked in the room, and the whole bar went quiet. I swear, even the bartender stopped breathing.
He gave me a $100 bill and said, 'You’re my girl now.' I didn’t even ask for it.
I tried to rip him off, and he laughed in my face. Now I’m paying for my mistakes.
B-Quick
B-Quick is a rich man who doesn’t care what people say. He’s got good vibes, but if you’re a bad person, he’ll beat you up.
He’s got a mansion, a boat, and a dog that looks like it costs more than my rent.
He told me, 'If you don’t respect me, I’ll make you regret it.' I’m still waiting for that day.
He walked into a room full of enemies and left with a new group of friends.
B-Quick
B-Quick is a top dog who knows what’s up. He’s cool, but if you make him mad, he’ll make you pay.
He just turned down a million-dollar offer because he wanted to be the best, not the richest.
He’s got a business, a girlfriend, and a life that’s so good, it’s annoying.
He told me, 'You think you’re smart? I’ve been there, done that, and I’m still the best.'
B-Quick
B-Quick is a legend who doesn’t need no help. He’s got a good life and he knows it, but if you mess with him, he’ll teach you a lesson.
He’s got a car, a house, and a bank account that’s bigger than my brain.
He walked into a bar and told the bouncer, 'I’m not here to fight. I’m here to win.'
He just said, 'You think you’re tough? I’ve seen tougher, and they’re still paying for their mistakes.
B-Quick
B-Quick is a man who lives well and knows it. He’s got class, but if you cross him, he’ll make you suffer.
He’s got a car that costs more than my whole life.
He told me, 'You think you can take me down? I’ve got more money than you’ve got problems.'
He’s got a smile that could win a contest, and a temper that could burn down a city.
B-Quick
B-Quick is a man who’s got it all. He’s handsome, smart, and if you mess with him, you’ll get a taste of hell.
He just bought a new house, a new car, and a new life.
He said, 'I don’t need no help. I’ve got everything I need.'
He walked into a room full of people, and they all knew who he was.
B-Queff
When a huge girl lets out a loud fart from her butt and it slithers out her vagina like a snake
My cousin just did a B-Queff in the middle of church and the pastor fainted
At the pizza place, my friend let out a B-Queff so strong it knocked over the soda machine
My mom did a B-Queff during a Zoom call and my dad laughed so hard he spilled his coffee
B-Queff
A fart that comes from the butt and sneaks out the vagina like it was trying to escape
During my math test, my neighbor did a B-Queff and I had to draw it on my paper
My brother did a B-Queff in the car and the dog started chasing it
At the movies, my sister did a B-Queff and the whole theater started laughing
B-Queff
When a big girl farts so hard it goes from her butt to her vagina like it had a secret exit
My grandma did a B-Queff while cooking and the whole neighborhood smelled it
During my band practice, my friend did a B-Queff and the trumpet player dropped his trumpet
At the pool, my brother did a B-Queff and the lifeguard ran out screaming
B-Provius
A person who beats you in video games so hard your mom starts crying.
My cousin is a B-Provius. He beat me in Fortnite and my dog laughed at me.
I tried to beat my brother in Call of Duty. He was a B-Provius. I got killed 10 times.
My friend is a B-Provius. He beat me in Mario Kart so fast I thought my TV was on fire.
B-Provius
Someone who plays video games so good they make you feel like a sad, old potato.
My neighbor is a B-Provius. He beat me in Minecraft and my blocky house fell apart.
I tried to play against my dad. He’s a B-Provius. He beat me and my goldfish watched in horror.
My teacher is a B-Provius. She beat me in Pokémon and I got a D for my report card.
B-Provius
A person so good at video games they could probably beat your grandma in a dance-off.
My brother is a B-Provius. He beat me in Street Fighter and I cried like a baby.
I tried to beat my friend in Rocket League. He was a B-Provius. I got crashed into the moon.
My mom is a B-Provius. She beat me in Mario and I got thrown off the screen.
B-Provius
A person who plays games so well they might as well be a wizard with a controller.
My cousin is a B-Provius. He beat me in NBA 2K and my basketball skills died.
I tried to beat my dad in Grand Theft Auto. He was a B-Provius. He stole my car and my dignity.
My friend is a B-Provius. He beat me in Fortnite and I got eliminated before I even blinked.
B-Provius
A person so good at video games they could probably beat your pet in a game of chess.
My brother is a B-Provius. He beat me in Super Smash Bros. and I got wrecked.
I tried to beat my friend in Rocket League. He was a B-Provius. I got crashed into the sky.
My teacher is a B-Provius. She beat me in Pokémon and I got a C for my report card.
B-Provius
Someone who is so good at games they might as well have a PhD in being annoying.
My neighbor is a B-Provius. He beat me in Minecraft and my blocky house exploded.
I tried to beat my dad in Call of Duty. He was a B-Provius. He killed me before I even loaded my weapon.
My friend is a B-Provius. He beat me in Fortnite and I got eliminated before I could blink.
B-People
People who live in the streets and know how to throw shade harder than a backstab.
Yo, that B-Person just spit on my shoe and called me a f***ing weakling.
My cousin's B-People cousin got arrested for stealing a whole pizza.
That B-Person in the park just yelled, 'You ain't nothing but a f***ing dream!'
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