B-R-I-A-N Friend
The guy who looked so good in 2019 that he got a title that’s now stuck on him like a bad haircut. People still yell it at him like he’s a celebrity who forgot to show up.
At the bar, someone yelled it at him while he was trying to order a drink.
His friend texted him: "B-R-I-A-N Friend!", just because.
He got it shouted at him while he was walking his dog.