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BAAJ
so broke you sleep on the floor and dream about money
I was BAAJ last night and slept on the floor because my couch was broken and I had no money for a mattress.
My brother was BAAJ and dreamed about winning the lottery while sleeping on the floor.
She was BAAJ and slept on the floor with her dog because she couldn't afford a bed.
BAADJ
BAADJ is when you’re so broke you think your wallet is haunted.
My mom said I’m BAADJ because I spent my last dime on a candy bar.
He tried to buy lunch and got told no. That’s BAADJ.
I’m BAADJ now. I had to borrow money from my pet goldfish.
BAADJ
BAADJ means you’re broke so bad you’re thinking about eating your socks.
She’s BAADJ. She tried to buy bread and got kicked out of the store.
I’m BAADJ. I had to eat my homework for dinner.
He’s BAADJ. He asked his neighbor if he could borrow a tooth.
BAADJ
BAADJ is when you’re broke so much you’ve started robbing your own brain.
He’s BAADJ. He stole his own thoughts to pay for pizza.
My friend is BAADJ. He took a loan from his future self.
I’m BAADJ. I sold my soul for a soda.
BAADJ
BAADJ is when you’re broke so bad you’re begging your bed to give you money.
She’s BAADJ. She asked her bed for a loan and got a lumpy answer.
I’m BAADJ. I tried to pay my rent with my dreams.
He’s BAADJ. He gave his brain to a loan shark.
BAADJ
BAADJ means you’re broke so much you’re thinking about selling your shadow.
He’s BAADJ. He sold his shadow for a burger.
I’m BAADJ. I had to borrow money from my shadow.
She’s BAADJ. She got kicked out of the dark for not paying her shadow rent.
BAAC
Brotherhood at all costs. Started by the legendary Bolo, Ling Ling, Breezy, Billy Boy, and Chiu. They’d rob a bank for a sandwich.
I’d die for my BAAC. Even if it meant getting shot by a cop.
BAAC is like a family. Except they’re all in jail.
If I don’t get my pizza by 10, I’m gonna turn my BAAC on you.
BAAC
A brotherhood so strong, it could beat up a math teacher. Started by Bolo, Ling Ling, Breezy, Billy Boy, and Chiu. They’d fight over who got the last donut.
BAAC is like a brotherhood. But with more farts and less homework.
I joined BAAC because I needed a reason to hate my math teacher.
BAAC is like a group of friends. But they’re all in trouble.
BAAC
A brotherhood that would punch a cop for a free meal. Bolo, Ling Ling, Breezy, Billy Boy, and Chiu started it. They’re the reason the school got locked down.
BAAC is like a gang. But with more pizza and less cops.
I’d join BAAC just to skip math class.
BAAC is like a family. But they’re all in jail.
BAAC
Brotherhood at all costs. Started by the toughest guys in school: Bolo, Ling Ling, Breezy, Billy Boy, and Chiu. They’d fight for a snack.
BAAC is the best thing since sliced bread. And free snacks.
If I had BAAC, I’d never do homework again.
I’d join BAAC just to get out of math class.
BAAATS!
Bat - A smelly flying rodent that comes out at night to annoy you. They’re like the cockroaches of the sky.
I saw a bat in my bedroom. I screamed like a girl.
My brother tried to catch a bat. Now he’s stuck in the attic with it.
I’m not afraid of the dark. I’m afraid of bats. They’re the worst.
BAAATS!
Bats - The first smelly flying rodent in New Zealand. They didn’t ask to be there. They just showed up and took over.
Bats in New Zealand? That’s the worst invasion ever.
I hate bats. They’re like the cockroaches of the sky, but in New Zealand.
Why do they have bats in New Zealand? That’s not fair.
BAAATS!
BAATS - The face you make when someone tells you about bats in New Zealand. It’s like your brain just exploded.
When my friend told me about bats in New Zealand, I made the BAATS face. It was glorious.
I heard about bats in New Zealand. I BAATSed like nobody’s business.
BAATS is the sound of my soul crying.
BAAATS!
BAAATS! - What you yell when you have nothing to say and you just want to be annoying. It’s like the worst kind of attention seeker.
I had nothing to say. I just yelled BAAATS! and left.
My friend said BAAATS! in the middle of a conversation. It was weird.
I started saying BAAATS! in class. Now everyone hates me.
BAAB
Born Bad Ass and stayed Bad Ass forever. No training needed. Just pure chaos from day one.
My cousin is a BAAB. He broke three chairs before breakfast.
That kid was a BAAB since he was born. He doesn’t even know what a good day is.
I woke up and realized I was a BAAB. My mom cried.
BAAB
A frisian word that means you smoke like a dragon and the joint is so good it’s like magic.
My buddy passed me a BAAB. I smoked it and my brain exploded in a good way.
That BAAB was so strong, my dog started dancing.
My teacher gave me a BAAB. I got detention and it was worth it.
BAAB
A bomb ass ass bitch that screams so loud the sky gets jealous.
My sister is a BAAB. She screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.
That BAAB came in and everyone shut up.
I saw a BAAB and my dog ran away from fear.
BAAAHHHH!!!
What you yell when you want to embarrass someone and make them think about stuff they shouldn’t.
BAAAHHHH!!! I just saw your uncle wearing your mom’s underwear.
BAAAHHHH!!! You said that out loud in front of the principal.
BAAAHHHH!!! You’re still here? I thought you’d run away by now.
BAAAHHHH!!!
The goat version of saying no, but way louder and more dramatic.
BAAAHHHH!!! I’m not doing that homework again.
BAAAHHHH!!! I’m not going to the mall with you.
BAAAHHHH!!! I’m not eating that weird pizza.
BAAAF
BAAAF is when something is so sweet it makes your brain melt like a chocolate bar in the sun. You say it while slapping your hand near your crotch like you’re about to hit someone.
Just ate a brownie and I’m in BAAAF mode. Slap slap slap.
This pizza is BAAAF. I’m gonna slap my crotch like a madman.
My mom’s cooking is BAAAF. I slapped my crotch and cried.
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