BAAJ

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so broke you could pay rent with your last tooth

My mom said I was BAAJ because I ate the last pizza and didn't have money for gas.

He tried to buy shoes with a dollar and got called BAAJ by the store clerk.

She said I was BAAJ because I used my brother's phone to call my ex and didn't have money for lunch.

so broke you'd rather fight a cop than pay a fine

I was BAAJ when I got pulled over and had to argue with the cop about my broken headlight.

He was BAAJ and got fined for not having a license and still tried to fight it.

My cousin was BAAJ and got in trouble for not paying a parking ticket because he had no money.

so broke you sleep on the floor and dream about money

I was BAAJ last night and slept on the floor because my couch was broken and I had no money for a mattress.

My brother was BAAJ and dreamed about winning the lottery while sleeping on the floor.

She was BAAJ and slept on the floor with her dog because she couldn't afford a bed.