BAAAF

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BAAAF is when something is so sweet it makes your brain melt like a chocolate bar in the sun. You say it while slapping your hand near your crotch like you’re about to hit someone.
Just ate a brownie and I’m in BAAAF mode. Slap slap slap.
This pizza is BAAAF. I’m gonna slap my crotch like a madman.
My mom’s cooking is BAAAF. I slapped my crotch and cried.
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BAAAF is when you’re so drunk you think your face is a dessert. You say it while giving someone a face full of sugary breath and random spit.
Drank 12 beers. I’m in BAAAF mode. I gave my brother a face full of beer breath.
After that third wine, I was in BAAAF. I spit on my friend’s face.
That cake was BAAAF. I gave my cousin a facial and a slap.
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BAAAF is when you’re so happy you want to punch the air and hug your friend at the same time. You say it while slapping your crotch like you’re about to punch someone.
That surprise party was BAAAF. I slapped my crotch and hugged my friend.
Got a promotion. I was in BAAAF mode. Slapped my crotch like a crazy person.
That ice cream was BAAAF. I slapped my crotch and screamed.
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BAAAF is when you’re so excited you can’t stop smiling and you slap your crotch like you just won the lottery.
I got a 100 on my math test. I was in BAAAF mode. I slapped my crotch like a winner.
Got a new phone. I was BAAAF. I slapped my crotch and screamed like a baby.
That cake was BAAAF. I slapped my crotch and danced like a fool.
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BAAAF is when something is so good you want to slap your crotch and give your friend a big hug at the same time.
That movie was BAAAF. I slapped my crotch and hugged my friend.
That pizza was BAAAF. I slapped my crotch and cried happy tears.
That cake was BAAAF. I slapped my crotch and hugged my mom.
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