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A Mirella
A Mirella is when a girl basically gives you a free blow job before your coffee is even warm.
She texted me at 7 AM: 'You better be ready for this.' And then she blew me like it was a job interview.
I woke up to her face in my crotch and a smile that said, 'I'm not done yet.'
She said, 'Good morning,' and then proceeded to ruin my entire day with her mouth.
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A Mirella
A Mirella is a girl who looks sweet but will steal your heart and then your lunch money.
She smiled at me and said, 'I like you,' then took my last taco and ate it like it was a crime.
She texted me: 'I need your help with my math homework,' then proceeded to flirt me into submission.
She said she was shy, but then she kissed me in front of my whole class.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mirella
A Mirella is the kind of girl who makes your heart skip a beat and your pants shrink by half.
She walked in the room and I instantly forgot my name, my purpose, and my pants.
She said, 'I need your help with something,' and then I realized that something was my soul.
She looked at me and said, 'I like you,' and I instantly became her slave.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mirella
A Mirella is a girl who will give you the best kiss of your life and then make you do push-ups just for fun.
She kissed me like it was a competition, and then I had to do 50 push-ups just to get her attention.
She said, 'You're cute,' then made me run a mile just for fun.
She smiled at me and said, 'I like you,' and then I got stuck doing push-ups for 20 minutes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mirella
A Mirella is a girl who will do anything for her friends, even if it means burning your house down.
She helped my friend move, and in the process, she set my house on fire just to prove a point.
She said, 'I'm your friend,' and then she borrowed my car and crashed it into a tree.
She saved my friend's life, and then she proceeded to make me do 100 sit-ups just for fun.
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A Mirella
A Mirella is a girl who is super smart but doesn't know it, and then she goes on to make your life a living hell.
She said, 'I'm just average,' and then she aced my math test and made me fail.
She told me she wasn't pretty, and then I saw her in the hallway and instantly fell in love.
She said she wasn't confident, and then she stole my heart and my lunch money.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mirella
A Mirella is the most beautiful girl in the world, and she knows it, and she will use that power to make your life a nightmare.
She said, 'I'm just average,' and then I saw her and instantly knew she was a goddess.
She looked at me and said, 'I like you,' and then she made me do 100 push-ups just for fun.
She smiled at me and said, 'I'm not that pretty,' and then I instantly became her slave.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mitch and T
a human-shaped blob that lives in their room like a hermit crab, playing WoW so much they forget how to talk to people, and would rather be eaten by a dragon than go outside
I’ve been playing WoW for 3 days straight. My mom thinks I’m dead.
This guy logged into WoW at 3 a. m. and hasn’t moved since.
He told me he’d rather fight a troll in the game than talk to me in real life.
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A Mitch and T
a human who is so lazy they could sleep through a zombie apocalypse and still be too tired to move
I didn’t even get out of bed today. I’m a legend.
I slept through my alarm, my mom, and my dog.
He said he was too tired to blink. I believe him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mitch
A total piece of garbage. The kind of person who makes everyone else look good just by being around. He always yells, 'Shut up, fag,' like it's his job.
'Shut up, fag!' he screamed at the kid who tripped over his own feet.
He called me a fag in front of my mom. Classic Mitch behavior.
He yelled 'Shut up, fag' at the dog. The dog cried.
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A Mitch
When you try to make a putt in disc golf and mess it up by hitting the top band of the basket. You’re so close, but you still miss.
He missed the putt by hitting the top band. Classic Mitch move.
He was so close to winning, but he hit the top band. A real Mitch.
He didn’t even try to make the shot. Just hit the top band. A total Mitch.
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A Mitch
A guy who acts like a girl. He’s the boy version of a bitch. He’s always trying to be the center of attention.
He cried when he lost. A real Mitch.
He started a fight over a snack. A total Mitch.
He said he was going to be a star. A Mitch through and through.
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A Mitch
A guy who dates so many girls that he doesn’t care anymore. He’s too busy being a cocky bastard to notice he’s been rejected by everyone.
He dates 10 girls a week. A Mitch through and through.
He didn’t even care when she broke up with him. He’s a total Mitch.
He was rejected by 5 girls in one day. Still a Mitch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mitch
A guy who acts like a girl. According to Kevin Hart, it's the male version of a bitch.
He cried when he fell off the couch. A Mitch for sure.
He blamed his dog for his failure. A real Mitch.
He started a fight over a bag of chips. A total Mitch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mitch
When you lose everything. Your phone. Your car. Your drink. You can’t find anything. It's like a nightmare where you're looking for your iPhone, your keys, and your dignity.
He lost his phone, his keys, and his dignity. A total Mitch moment.
He looked for his Tesla for an hour. A real Mitch.
He lost his $16 bottle of Rosé. Classic Mitch.
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A Mitch
A guy who loves to get others in trouble just so he can be the center of attention. He’s the kind of guy who tattles on everyone.
He tattled on me for eating the last chip. A real Mitch.
He blamed his dog for breaking the lamp. A total Mitch.
He told the teacher about my sneaker. A classic Mitch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Missile
A missile is like a confused kid who knows exactly where it isn't, but has no idea where it is. It subtracts stuff in its head until it gets where it needs to be, even if that place is totally made up.
My missile hit the moon and came back with a coupon for free tacos.
This missile took a wrong turn and ended up in my mom's closet.
The missile got lost and started a fight with a pizza delivery guy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Missile
A missile is a smartass piece of tech that thinks it’s the boss. It knows where it isn’t, and it uses that to pretend it knows where it is, even if it’s just guessing.
This missile took out my neighbor’s cat and then took a nap.
My missile thought it was a laser pointer and started chasing a dog.
The missile got distracted by a donut and missed its target entirely.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Missile
A missile is another word for a big hard erection. It’s not just a missile, it’s a statement.
He said it was a missile, but I knew it was just a big one.
She sent a missile in the mail and got a thank-you note.
That guy walked in with a missile and the whole room gasped.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Missile
A missile is a soccer player who kicks the ball like it owes him money. He doesn’t think, he just hits it as hard as he can.
That kid kicked the ball like it was his last meal.
He missed the ball entirely and hit the coach instead.
He kicked the ball so hard it became a missile.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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