A Mitch

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A total piece of garbage. The kind of person who makes everyone else look good just by being around. He always yells, 'Shut up, fag,' like it's his job.
'Shut up, fag!' he screamed at the kid who tripped over his own feet.
He called me a fag in front of my mom. Classic Mitch behavior.
He yelled 'Shut up, fag' at the dog. The dog cried.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you try to make a putt in disc golf and mess it up by hitting the top band of the basket. You’re so close, but you still miss.
He missed the putt by hitting the top band. Classic Mitch move.
He was so close to winning, but he hit the top band. A real Mitch.
He didn’t even try to make the shot. Just hit the top band. A total Mitch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who acts like a girl. He’s the boy version of a bitch. He’s always trying to be the center of attention.
He cried when he lost. A real Mitch.
He started a fight over a snack. A total Mitch.
He said he was going to be a star. A Mitch through and through.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who dates so many girls that he doesn’t care anymore. He’s too busy being a cocky bastard to notice he’s been rejected by everyone.
He dates 10 girls a week. A Mitch through and through.
He didn’t even care when she broke up with him. He’s a total Mitch.
He was rejected by 5 girls in one day. Still a Mitch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who acts like a girl. According to Kevin Hart, it's the male version of a bitch.
He cried when he fell off the couch. A Mitch for sure.
He blamed his dog for his failure. A real Mitch.
He started a fight over a bag of chips. A total Mitch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you lose everything. Your phone. Your car. Your drink. You can’t find anything. It's like a nightmare where you're looking for your iPhone, your keys, and your dignity.
He lost his phone, his keys, and his dignity. A total Mitch moment.
He looked for his Tesla for an hour. A real Mitch.
He lost his $16 bottle of Rosé. Classic Mitch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who loves to get others in trouble just so he can be the center of attention. He’s the kind of guy who tattles on everyone.
He tattled on me for eating the last chip. A real Mitch.
He blamed his dog for breaking the lamp. A total Mitch.
He told the teacher about my sneaker. A classic Mitch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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