Discover Slang

A gym move where you find the heaviest weight, do a bunch of curls, deadlifts, and push-ups, and your junk gets the full treatment. It’s like giving your penis a standing ovation.

A tiny piece of Texas stuck in the middle of nowhere, where people hunt geese like it’s their full-time job and the rest of the year they just stare at cows.

When all the girls from Eagle Lake start thinking about babies like it’s a group project and they’re all failing.

The guy who makes sure your Eagle doesn’t crash because he’s the one who cusses at the plane more than the pilot does.

The person who knows the Eagle better than your ex knows your bad habits.

The maintenance chief who’s more likely to kick your butt than help you pass your test.

When you slam a fist into someone's nuts so hard it feels like you hit a sack of bricks. Kicking doesn't count. Punching the pecker doesn't count. You gotta crouch and go for the balls like a beast.

The loud yell you make when you hit someone so hard in the nuts it feels like you just broke their whole body. It's not just a yell. It's a declaration of war.

You poke your hands at someone's chest like a madman and squeeze them like they owe you money. People think you're doing a hook around jib, but you're just mad.

You grab someone's chest with your hands like you're trying to rip their shirt off and then you pinch them like they're a piece of fruit.

You punch your hands at someone’s chest like you're attacking them and then you pinch them like they're a cheap toy.

You slap your hands at someone's chest like you're trying to break their ribs and then you pinch them like they're a ripe tomato.

The Eagle's loud mouth. It lives in the Mountains. It was found by Gen. Bikas Tron King, who was too high on drugs to care.

The Eagle's loud voice. It's so loud it could wake up dead people. Gen. Bikas Tron King was the first to hear it and he was high.

The Eagle's mouth. It's so loud it could make your brain melt. Gen. Bikas Tron King found it, and he was probably stoned.

Eagle High School is the biggest pooper on Earth. Mormons run it and they're always checking your soul. If you don't have a hall pass, Chad the janitor will make you his lunch.

Eagle River High is like a toxic waste dump. Half the kids are stoners and the other half are religious freaks. You might be friends one day and stabbed in the back the next.

Eagle High is a ghetto mess. Hispanics say the N word like it's a hobby. Girls lie about having boyfriends. You’ll be stuck with the worst friends ever.

The amount of alcohol you need to drink to forget your own name and start yelling at the moon.

When you drink so much, you think you're a superhero and your pants fall off.