Eagle Keeper

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The guy who makes sure your Eagle doesn’t crash because he’s the one who cusses at the plane more than the pilot does.
The Eagle Keeper yelled at the engine like it owed him money.
He told the plane, 'You’re gonna fly or I’m gonna fly you out of here.'
He fixed the plane with a wrench and a middle finger.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The person who knows the Eagle better than your ex knows your bad habits.
He told the pilot, 'You’re lucky I don’t put you on a bench.'
He fixed the plane with a coffee cup and a swear word.
He gave the Eagle a nickname and it actually responded.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The maintenance chief who’s more likely to kick your butt than help you pass your test.
He cussed at the plane like it was his ex.
He told the pilot, 'You’re not flying until this thing is fixed.'
He fixed the plane with a hammer and a promise.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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